Letter · 1886

To F. O. Shekhtel, 19 October 1886. Moscow.

Ф. О. Шехтелю, 19 октября 1886 г. Москва.

Headnote

1 Written on 19 October 1886 in Moscow to Franz Osipovich Schechtel (Fyodor Shekhtel), the architect who was one of Chekhov’s closest friends from his youth. In mock-legal, mock-commercial language, Chekhov begs a loan of 25–50 rubles, casting himself comically as the failing firm "Doctor A. P. Chekhov and Co." and promising repayment by every absurd means he can invent – promissory note, telephone, check, or, failing all else, via his brother Nikolai after his own death. He closes by sending his younger brother Mikhail ("Misha") to collect the money in person.

2 A brief, high-spirited example of Chekhov’s comic epistolary style in the mid-1880s, when he was supporting his family on meager income from magazine writing while training as a physician. The letter shows his fondness for absurdist role-play, invented pseudo-medical coinages, and teasing affection toward friends – qualities that recur throughout his correspondence with Schechtel and mark this period just before his literary reputation began to solidify.

19 October 1886. Moscow.
19 октября 1886 г. Москва.
If this artistic depiction of my fate does not move you, then you have no heart, Franz Osipovich! The matter is this: the firm of "Doctor A. P. Chekhov and Co." is presently undergoing a financial crisis... If you do not lend me 25–50 rubles by the 1st, then you are a merciless crocodile... That I am an honest man you may learn from Rudneva, with whom I always pay promptly. However, if you do not believe me, I shall give you a promissory note, which you may discount with Nikolai. Should you go to Petersburg, even then all hope of recovering the debt from me will not be lost! You shall receive it by telephone... And if by that time the telephone has not been installed, then I shall give you a check, on which you may collect at any hour of the day or night... Should I die, my debt will of course be paid to you by Nikolai, who, as you know, is a great master at paying debts. Tomorrow (the 20th) toward noon my younger condylomule Misha will call on you. He is not given to drinking bouts, and so you may trust him entirely.
Если не трогает Вас это художественное изображение моей судьбы, то у Вас нет сердца, Франц Осипович! Дело в том, что фирма "Доктор А. П. Чехов и Ко" переживает теперь финансовый кризис... Если Вы не дадите мне до 1-го числа 25–50 р. взаймы, то Вы безжалостный крокодил... Что я честный человек, Вы можете узнать у Рудневой, где я всегда аккуратно плачу. Впрочем, если Вы мне не верите, то я дам Вам вексель, который Вы можете дисконтировать у Николая. Если Вы уедете в Петербург, то и тогда у Вас не пропала надежда получить с меня долг! Вы получите его по телефону... Если же к тому времени не устроят телефона, то я дам Вам чек, по которому Вы получите во всякое время дня и ночи... В случае моей смерти долг мой уплатит Вам, конечно, Николай, который, как Вы знаете, большой мастер платить долги. Завтра (20-го) к 12 часам явится к Вам мой младший кондиломчик Миша. Он запоем не пьет, а потому можете довериться ему вполне.
In general – forgive the trouble. When, God willing, you find yourself without money, I shall lend you... the address of a rich Jew.
В общем – извините за беспокойство. Когда, бог даст, у Вас не будет денег, я дам Вам взаймы... адрес богатого жида.
I have finished. Come and see us.
Я кончил. Приезжайте к нам.
Yours, A. Chekhov.

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