Letter · 1886

To Al. P. Chekhov, 27–30 December 1886. Moscow.

Ал. П. Чехову, Между 27 и 30 декабря 1886 г. Москва.

Headnote

1 Written from Moscow between 27 and 30 December 1886 to Chekhov’s older brother Alexander Pavlovich ("Al."), who had recently taken up a new post away from Moscow. It is one of many short, teasing notes the brothers exchanged: Anton acknowledges a letter from Alexander but mock-scolds it as "vile and immoral" for dwelling on trivial gossip – a goose, a girl named Tanka, an unnamed fiancee – while saying nothing about the substantial news of his new job and colleagues.

2 The letter is a tiny, high-speed specimen of the brothers’ habitual comic register: an absurd opening salutation ("A strap off your trousers!"), a demand for a full report written immediately, a mock-formal sign-off ("I have the honor to be... Dr. A. Chekhov"), and a postscript scolding Alexander for pretentiously signing minor notes with his full name and the childhood nickname "Tyoma" together, which Anton finds ridiculous and self-important.

Between 27 and 30 December 1886. Moscow.
Между 27 и 30 декабря 1886 г. Москва.
A strap off your trousers!
Ремешок от штанов!
Thanks for the letter. I read it and "affixed the return stamp," since it is vile and immoral. You’re a queer fish. You wrote to me about a goose, about Tanka, about a fiancee without a profile, but didn’t say a word about your new position, about the new people, and so on.
Спасибо за письмо. Прочел и "штемпель к возврату приложил", так как оно гнусно и безнравственно. Ты чудак. Написал мне про гуся, про Таньку, про невесту без профиля, но не сказал ни слова о своем новом месте, о новых людях и проч.
Sit down this very minute and write me everything from beginning to end, leaving nothing out and holding nothing back. I await it impatiently and won’t write to you again until I get a letter from you...
Сию же минуту сядь и напиши мне всё от начала до конца, ничего не пропуская и не умалчивая. Жду с нетерпением и не стану писать тебе, пока не получу от тебя письма...
Regards.
Поклоны.
I have the honor to be
Имею честь быть
Don’t let yourself sign your full name over trifles. "Tyoma Al. Chekhov." What’s that for? Do you want to disgrace yourself?
Не позволяй в мелочах подписывать твое полное имя. "Тема Ал. Чехова". К чему это? Осрамиться хочешь?

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