Letter · 1883

To N. A. Leikin, 5 September 1883. Moscow.

Н. А. Лейкину, 5 сентября 1883 г. Москва.

Headnote

Nikolai Alexandrovich Leikin, editor of the Petersburg humor weekly Oskolki ("Splinters"), was Chekhov’s principal editor through the early 1880s and the recipient of a long, businesslike, and often very funny correspondence about fees, deadlines, and the mechanics of getting comic copy into print. This short note from September 1883, written when Chekhov was twenty-three and still a medical student supporting his family on piecework journalism, is a small bundle of exactly such business: the torchon paper and fee from an earlier letter have arrived, a verdict on his brother’s drawing and on the poet Liodor Palmin’s verses gets a characteristically level second opinion, and a bookkeeping discrepancy of seventy-two kopecks is walked through with the deadpan precision of a man who has to account for every kopeck that comes into the house.

The letter’s real business, though, is the drawings by Chekhov’s brother Nikolai (referred to here simply as "my brother" and later as "Nikolai"), the talented, undisciplined illustrator whose contributions to Oskolki Chekhov is continually managing, excusing, and quietly underwriting – asking Leikin to accept work on Chekhov’s own invented themes, to waive the subscription count for a small sketch, and to feel free simply not to print anything that misses the mark. The offhand boast that "my foreign novels have passed muster" refers to the parodic "foreign novel" serials and burlesques Chekhov was turning out for the popular press at the time. The address that follows – Golovin Lane, off Sretenka, a large unplastered house with a bad-tempered dog – is the Chekhov family’s actual Moscow flat in these lean years, given here for Leikin’s promised visit in mid-September. The letter closes, as many of this period do, still signed with the pen name "A. Chekhonte" rather than the author’s own.

5 September 1883. Moscow.
5 сентября 1883 г. Москва.
Dear
Уважаемый
I received both the torchon and the fee: many thanks for both. You wrote that you didn’t care for my brother’s drawing or Palmin’s verses. To my mind the drawing isn’t bad, and the verses are ordinary, like all Palmin’s verses. The page is nothing much... It was liked in the Moscow editorial offices.
Получил и торшон и гонорар: за то и другое большое спасибо. Вы писали мне, что Вам не понравились ни рисунок брата, ни стихи Пальмина. По-моему, рисунок неплох, стихи же обыкновенные, как и все пальминские стихи. Страничка ничего себе... В московских редакциях понравилась.
My brother will draw for you on themes approved by the editorial office. Today he’s sending one little drawing on a theme of my own. This little drawing, on account of its smallness, doesn’t count against the subscription. Let it stand outside the rules. The rest of the drawings will come with passports from you. Though if a little drawing should ever arrive that you haven’t approved beforehand, and if it doesn’t please you, you may simply not print it. Nikolai won’t take offense. In our mother Moscow everything passes muster. My foreign novels have passed muster, so will his drawings. There are one or two little themes in hand.
Брат будет рисовать Вам по утвержденным редакцией темам. Сегодня он посылает один рисуночек на мою собственную тему. Этот рисуночек в силу своей малости не идет в счет абонемента. Пусть он будет вне правил. Остальные рисунки будут с паспортами от Вас. Впрочем, если когда придет рисуночек, Вами предварительно не утвержденный, и ежели таковой не понравится, Вы можете не помещать его. Николай не будет в претензии. В матушке Москве всё сойдет. Сходили мои иностранные романы, сойдут и его рисунки. Темки есть кое-какие.
By the way: send us the fee in a single packet, for convenience’s sake. Your office sent me 50 kopecks 80, instead of 50.08. Seventy-two kopecks too much. What was sent doesn’t match the total. A zero has thrown off the whole accounting.
Кстати: высылайте нам гонорар в одном пакете, удобства ради. Ваша контора выслала мне вместо 50,08 к. – 50,80 к. На 72 коп. больше. Присланное не соответствует итогу. Ноль всю бухгалтерию испортил.
How punctually you do send the fee, though! To us Muscovites it’s a real novelty. There was a time I used to trudge to Budilnik ten times over for a three-ruble note.
Как, однако, исправно Вы гонорар высылаете! Нам, москвичам, это в диковинку. Бывало, я хаживал в "Будильник" за трехрублевкой раз по десяти.
Thank you for promising to visit me in the middle of September. I live in Golovin Lane. If you’re looking from Sretenka, it’s on the left side. A large unplastered house, third from the Sretenka end, the middle bell on the right, the mezzanine, the door on the right, a vicious little dog.
Спасибо за обещание побывать у меня в половине сентября. Я живу в Головином переулке. Если глядеть со Сретенки, то на левой стороне. Большой нештукатуренный дом, третий со стороны Сретенки, средний звонок справа, бельэтаж, дверь направо, злая собачонка.
I’m sending a feuilleton. One of two things: either there are no events in Moscow, or I’m a poor feuilletonist. I won’t scold Klanga any more. I’m sending along with this a caption for the drawing, which you’ll receive together with this letter. And with that...
Посылаю фельетон. Что-нибудь из двух: или в Москве событий нет, или же я плохой фельетонист. Кланга ругать больше не буду. Посылаю при сем подпись к рисунку, который Вы получите вместе с этим письмом. А за сим...
I remain always your respectful
Остаюсь всегда уважающим
The 5th.
5-го с.

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