Letter · 1885

To P. G. Rozanov, 2 April 1885. Moscow.

П. Г. Розанову, 2 апреля 1885 г. Москва.

Headnote

Written eleven days after his Easter letter of March 22, this short note continues Chekhov’s running correspondence with Nikolai Alexandrovich Leikin, editor-publisher of the Petersburg humor weekly Oskolki ("Splinters"). Rather than shop talk about copy and deadlines, this letter is pure badinage between the two men, addressed jokingly to "Doctor" – a nod to Chekhov’s medical degree. He needles Leikin about a dissertation by a certain Dr. Gryaznov, whom Leikin had once praised as having landed a chief physician’s post in Odessa, and encloses a newspaper clipping meant to puncture any illusion that Odessa outshines the provincial backwater of Cherepovets. He passes along a scrap of gossip – a mutual acquaintance, "Ikavits," has apparently gotten into trouble serious enough to be barred from leaving Tambov – and tosses off a wry twist on the old Russian saying that the grass is greener elsewhere, proposing instead that things are bad everywhere.

The letter closes with breezy society chatter: greetings to Leikin’s circle, a mock-formal bow to one Sergei Pavlovich, and a complaint about a tiresome acquaintance nicknamed "Hamburchikha." Slight as it is, the letter shows the easy, joking intimacy Chekhov had by 1885 established with his editor and patron, alongside the steady stream of small items – news, clippings, gossip – he kept feeding Leikin between formal submissions.

April 2, 1885. Moscow.
2 апреля 1885 г. Москва.
’85, IV, 2.
85, IV, 2.
Doctor!
D-r!
Once this summer, if I remember, you showed your most humble servant Gryaznov’s dissertation, adding that the said Gryaznov, thanks to his labors, has been appreciated and even invited by the Odessans to be chief doctor of the city hospital. Was that so?
Как-то летом, помнится мне, Вы показывали Вашему покорнейшему слуге диссертацию Грязнова с присовокуплением, что оный Грязнов, благодаря своему труду, оценен и даже приглашен одесситами в главные доктора городской больницы. Кажется, так?
I now send you a clipping from an Odessa newspaper. Read it and repent... Odessa isn’t always better than Cherepovets district!
Ныне посылаю Вам вырезку из одесской газеты. Читайте и казнитесь... Не всегда Одесса лучше Череповецкого уезда!
I promised to keep sending you anything outstanding that caught my eye... So here it is... And have you heard what a scandal befell your Ikavits? The poor fellow’s had to sign an undertaking not to leave Tambov.
Обещал я Вам присылать всё выдающееся и попадающееся на глаза... Шлю... А Вы слыхали, какой скандал случился с Вашим Икавицем? С бедняги взята подписка о невыезде из Тамбова.
The saying "it’s good where we are not" is high time to be reworded as: "It’s rotten where we are not, too."
Истину "хорошо там, где нас нет" пора уже перефразировать таким образом: "Скверно и там, где нас нет".
My regards to your effervescence, and my bows to you and all who are with you... A curtsy to Sergei Pavlovich... I’m at daggers drawn with your countrywoman Hamburchikha... The woman’s a nuisance! What’s new with you?
Шлю привет Вашей шипучести и кланяюсь Вам и всем, яже с Вами... Сергею Павловичу реверанс... С Вашей землячкой Гамбурчихой на ножах... Надоела баба! Что у Вас нового?
Yours, A. Chekhov.

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