Letter · 1886

To P. G. Rozanov, 14 January 1886. Moscow.

П. Г. Розанову, 14 января 1886 г. Москва.

Headnote

1 This short, breezy letter of 14 January 1886 is addressed to Pavel Grigoryevich Rozanov, a physician and friend of Chekhov’s from Voskresensk, who had married shortly before. Writing the day after Tatyana’s Day (a traditional Moscow student holiday and occasion for hard drinking), Chekhov describes a night of carousing through the Hermitage restaurant, Welde’s, and the Salon that left him broke, disheveled, and newly convinced of the virtues of marriage. He passes along family greetings, jokes about the domestic "symptoms" of married life, complains good-naturedly about the burden of attending three more weddings, and reminds Rozanov about a manuscript for the journal "The Feldsher" (Fel’dsher), signing off in haste.

2 The letter is a good example of Chekhov’s early comic epistolary voice – rapid-fire, self-deprecating, full of private jokes and topical references – written at 25, just as he was beginning to balance his medical career, journalism, and literary ambitions. It offers a glimpse of his social circle and the light, teasing tone he took with old friends from his Voskresensk days.

14 January 1886. Moscow.
14 января 1886 г. Москва.
’86, I, 14.
86, I, 14.
Married colleague!
Женатый коллега!
Though you’re hardly in a mood now for friends or their letters, I nonetheless hasten to keep my promise – I’m sending you a clipping from the newspaper.
Хотя Вам теперь и не до приятелей и не до их писем, но тем не менее спешу сдержать данное обещание – шлю вырезку из газеты.
Brrr! I still haven’t come to my senses after Tatyana’s Day. At your wedding I got magnificently "lisbon-ized," sparing no expense. From your place we drove with S. P. to the Hermitage, from there to Welde’s, from Welde’s to the Salon... The result: an empty wallet, mismatched galoshes, a heavy head, spots before the eyes, and desperate pessimism. No, I really must get married! If Varvara Ivanovna doesn’t find me a bride, I’ll simply shoot myself. In choosing the bride, let her be guided by your taste, for since the 12th of January this year I have come to believe in your taste. It’s high time I too were taken in hand, the way they’ve taken you...
Брррр! До сих пор еще не пришел в чувство после Татьяны. У Вас на свадьбе я налисабонился важно, не щадя живота. От Вас поехали с С Пв "Эрмитаж", оттуда к Вельде, от Вельде в Salon... В результате: пустое портмоне, перемененные калоши, тяжелая голова, мальчики в глазах и отчаянный пессимизм. Не-ет, нужно жениться! Если Варвара Ивановна не найдет мне невесты, то я обязательно застрелюсь. В выборе невесты пусть она руководится Вашим вкусом, ибо я с 12-го января сего года начал веровать в Ваш вкус. Пора уж и меня забрать в ежовые, как Вас забрали...
My sister sends her regards to your wife and asks her to be reminded once again of her promise to come visit us.
Сестра кланяется Вашей жене и просит напомнить ей еще раз об обещании быть у нас.
Remember? A canary, a new samovar pipe, and scented glycerin soap – the symptoms by which one recognizes the household of a married man...
Помните? Чижик, новая самоварная труба и пахучее глицериновое мыло – симптомы, по коим узнается квартира женатого...
Three of my friends are getting married... Dreadful, how much work lies ahead! Wretched work, too, since every parish has its own wedding customs. Do try to get it right! I made a mess of it even at your wedding...
У меня женится трое приятелей... Ужас, сколько предстоит работы! Работа несносная, ибо в каждом приходе свои свадебные обычаи. Извольте потрафить! Я ведь и у Вас путал...
Don’t forget about "feldsher-journal/">The Feldsher."
Не забывайте про "Фельдшера".
No more time to write. There’s a devil of a lot of urgent work.
Более писать некогда. Срочной работы чёртова пропасть.
Yours, A. Chekhov.

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