Letter · 1886

To M. M. Dyukovsky, February 1886. Moscow.

М. М. Дюковскому, Февраль 1886 г. Москва.

Headnote

1 A brief comic note from February 1886, written in Moscow to Mikhail Mikhailovich Dyukovsky, a friend from Chekhov’s circle. Cast as a mock-official petition – addressed to "Your Excellency" and, on the envelope, to the fictitious "Minister of Petty-Bourgeois Enlightenment" – the letter is really a small, urgent request for a loan of five to ten roubles, dressed up in absurd bureaucratic and melodramatic flourishes (a "blonde" worth 30,000, a promised album offered as collateral, a stray gold Turkish lira).

2 The letter is a good example of Chekhov’s early comic epistolary style: even a trivial request for pocket money becomes an occasion for parody, mock titles, and theatrical self-deprecation ("I do not throw my creditors down the stairs"). It offers a glimpse of the young Chekhov’s chronic shortage of cash in his Moscow years and his habit of turning private embarrassments into private jokes for friends.

February 1886. Moscow.
Февраль 1886 г. Москва.
Your Excellency!
Ваше Благородие!
If you want the blonde to be yours (30,000!!!), then lend me, at interest, for the shortest possible term, 5–10 roubles. I have come down to the point where there is not even a shadow of money in my pockets. That I am an honest man and do not throw my creditors down the stairs, you well know.
Если хотите, чтоб блондинка была Вашей (30 000!!!), то дайте мне взаймы под проценты на кратчайший срок 5–10 руб. Дожился до того, что в карманах нет даже тени денег. Что я честный человек и не спускаю с лестницы своих кредиторов, Вам известно.
Yours, A. Chekhov.
P. S. The album you promised me you may keep for yourself, against the debt. Expenses – a horror!! This morning I had 3 silver roubles, and dreamed of living on them a minimum of 2 days, but now, apart from a gold Turkish lira,– not a damned thing!
P. S. Альбом, который Вы мне обещали, можете взять себе в счет долга. Расходы – ужас!! Было сегодня утром 3 целкаша, мечтал прожить на них minimum 2 суток, а сейчас, кроме золотой турецкой лиры,– ни черта!
On the reverse:
На обороте:
To the Minister of Petty-Bourgeois Enlightenment
г. Министру Мещанского Просвещения

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