Letter · 1883

To Al. P. Chekhov and A. I. Khrushcheva-Sokolnikova, 3–6 February 1883. Moscow.

Ал. П. Чехову и А. И. Хрущевой-Сокольниковой, Между 3 и 6 февраля 1883 г. Москва.

Headnote

Written from Moscow in early February 1883, this letter is really two letters in one envelope: the first eight sections to Chekhov’s brother Alexander, the remainder to Anna Ivanovna Khrushchova-Sokolnikova, a family friend living with her household somewhere warmer than Moscow – the closing half-joking reference to "spring there already" places her south, likely in the Crimea or the Caucasus, where Alexander himself was then working. Anton was twenty-two, midway through medical school, and already the family’s most reliable earner from journalism – both halves of the letter are, in their different registers, business dressed as banter.

To Alexander the news is professional: the humor weekly Oskolki ("Fragments"), edited by Nikolai Leikin, and Zritel ("The Spectator") are the two outlets paying Chekhov by the line, and he reports his rates, his output, and his standing with an unmistakable pride under the comic throat-clearing ("Sergei Petrovich shed a tear"). The aside about medical exams and the mock-Italian flourish finita la comedia – glossed in the source itself, "the comedy is over" – catches the double life of the period: a fifth-year student supporting the household by writing jokes between anatomy exams, already unsure which vocation is the real one.

The second half, to Khrushchova-Sokolnikova, is lighter and more affectionate in its scolding – teasing her for not writing, invoking a local wit ("Struzhkin") for a pun on kopek and line, and closing with the family’s running jokes about her son Shurka and a tavern-keeper named Boriskin. The manuscript breaks off mid-sentence; the closing line, addressed to "whoever needs it," trails into a note from the nineteenth-century editors that the rest has not survived – an ordinary casualty of letters kept, half kept, and lost across a large, scattered family’s correspondence.

Between 3 and 6 February 1883. Moscow.
Между 3 и 6 февраля 1883 г. Москва.
Dear friend Sashinka!
Любезный друг Сашинькёх!
I received your foul letter and read it with a reproach for your negligence. I read your letter to auntie, to Semyon Gavrilovich, to Sergei Petrovich, to Ivan Yegorych, and everyone liked it. Sergei Petrovich shed a tear, despite even the insult which you, in your folly and pride, dealt to the majesty of the gods. You’ll go on getting the Oskolki. I wrote to Leikin again just yesterday, and Leikin carries out my petitions with particular zeal: I’m one of his solid bees. The journal, as you’ll see, is intelligently put together and run, nicely illustrated, and rather too liberal. There, as you’ll see, things of mine have slipped through that even the uncensored publications in Moscow were afraid to take to their bosom. I’m afraid they’ll shut it down. I get 8 kopeks a line from Leikin. The fee is sent most punctually on the first of every month.
Письмо твое поганое получил и оное читал с упреком в нерадении. Я читал твое письмо тётеньке, Семен Гавриловичу, Сергей Петровичу, Иван Егорычу, и всем оно понравилось. Сергей Петрович прослезился, несмотря даже на то оскорбление, которое ты, по неразумию своему и гордыне, нанес величию богов. "Осколки" ты будешь получать. Я вчера еще раз писал Лейкину, а Лейкин исполняет мои прошения с особенною ревностью: я у него один из солидных бджёл. Журнал, как увидишь, умно составляемый и ведомый, хорошо раскрашиваемый и слишком либеральный. Там у меня, как ты увидишь, проскочили такие вещи, какие в Москве боялись принять в лоно свое даже бесцензурные издания. Боюсь, чтобы его не прихлопнули. Получаю от Лейкина 8 коп. за строчку. Гонорар наиаккуратнейшим образом высылается каждое первое число.
The Zritel comes out on schedule too, and pays on schedule. I’ve already earned some 90 rubles from it.
"Зритель" и выходит аккуратно, и платит аккуратно. Я заработал уже в нем рублей 90.
I’m becoming popular, and I’ve already read reviews of myself.
Становлюсь популярным и уже читал на себя критики.
My medicine is going crescendo. I know how to doctor and don’t believe myself that I know how... You won’t find, dear friend, a single illness I wouldn’t undertake to treat. Exams soon. If I get through to the fifth course, then it means finita la comedia... the comedy is over (Italian). Having neither a mustache, nor learning, nor years, I’ll have to set out on the path of the Zakharyins and the Tsirkunenkovs... Dull stuff...
Медицина моя идет crescendo. Умею врачевать и не верю себе, что умею... Не найдешь, любезный, ни одной болезни, которую я не взялся бы лечить. Скоро экзамены. Ежели перейду в V курс, то, значит, finita la comedia... комедия окончена (итал.). He имея усов, знаний и возраста, придется вступить на стезю Захарьиных и Циркуненков... Материя скучная...
Write, dear friend.
Пиши, любезный.
Most gracious lady Anna Ivanovna!
Милостивейшая государыня Анна Ивановна!
How naive you are! Do you really think that silence leads to perfection in the sense of salvation? Now why shouldn’t you write even a single line... (even a single kopek! – as Struzhkin says). Are you angry, or what? If you’re angry, then stop being angry... spit on it... Be literate, if only for our sake... Surely you weren’t taught your letters only so as to read the coffin signboards on Dolgorukovskaya Street and translate Italian comedies for A. M. Dmitriev.
Как ви наивны! Неужели ви думаете, что молчание ведет к совершенству в смысле спасения? Ну отчего бы Вам не написать хоть строчечку... (хоть копеечку! – как говорит Стружкин). Сердиты Вы, что ли? Если сердиты, то бросьте сердиться... наплюйте... Будьте грамотны и нас ради... Ведь Вас учили грамоте не для того только, чтобы прочитывать на Долгоруковской улице гробовые вывески и переводить А. М. Дмитриеву итальянские комедии.
You’ll be having spring there any moment now. Lucky ones!
У вас сейчас весна будет. Счастливчики!
I recently sent you a letter, and I know nothing of its fate. I advise Shurka to go catch goldfinches. What’s he up to? Studying?
Я недавно послал письмо Вам, о судьбе которого ничего не ведаю. Шурке советую щеглов ловить. Что он поделывает? Учится?
In the summer we’ll arrive to birch your offspring.
Летом прибудем сечь Ваше потомство.
Does Boriskin’s tavern still exist?
Существует ли Борискин кабак?
Pass it on to whoever needs it: The end of the letter has not survived.
Андай кому следует: Конец письма не сохранился.

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