Letter · 1877

To M. M. Chekhov, 8 February 1877. Taganrog.

M. M. Чехову, 8 февраля 1877 г. Таганрог.

Headnote

This is the earliest of Chekhov’s letters to survive, written on 8 February 1877 from Taganrog, where the seventeen-year-old Anton had been left behind to finish school after the rest of the family fled to Moscow ahead of his father’s creditors. The addressee is his cousin Mikhail Mikhailovich Chekhov, a merchant’s son in Kaluga, roughly Anton’s own age, to whose household Anton’s older brother Alexander (“Sasha”) had gone to stay – and, evidently, to be spoiled with food and drink to the point of writing an incoherent, misspelled letter demanding that Anton drop everything and visit.

The whole piece is a comic performance built entirely out of that one small domestic joke – a fattened, half-deranged cousin firing off an overexcited invitation – spun out through mock alarm, absurd images (a letter-writer transforming into a well-fed turkey, a hypothetical dance with a scandalized brother Nikolai), and a parody of formal epistolary address. It already shows the instincts of the future “Antosha Chekhonte”: the deadpan escalation, the specific concrete detail deployed for comic rather than sentimental effect, the willingness to interrupt himself and change subject without transition. The German words dropped into the sign-off – Bruder, Schwester, eine, each glossed by Chekhov himself in the Russian, a nod to the sentimental German novels he mentions reading a paragraph earlier – are a schoolboy’s private joke, mocking a genre he already found ripe for parody.

Practically, the letter also carries the ordinary furniture of provincial correspondence in the 1870s: a request for photographs, Lenten scruples about slipping something forbidden into a fasting-season letter, an apology for cheap paper and envelope, and the full formal address written out on the reverse as etiquette required, followed by its own small joke undercutting the “very urgent” on the front. Nothing here anticipates the mature Chekhov of the later stories, but the comic engine – restraint broken only by a single, escalating absurd image – is already running.

8 февраля 1877 г. Таганрог.
You’ll forgive me if I put a bit of a fright into you. I get a letter today from Sasha in Kaluga, and he – fattened up by you – was either drunk or gone soft in the head. I conclude this from his letter, which reads as follows: "Father Antony! I am visiting such-and-such a place... be so kind as to come to Kaluga, for which you will greatly oblige me," and so on. And on the envelope he wrote: "very urgent." Can a person really be fed and watered like that? The venerable mathematician stuffed himself so full he forgot his spelling, and forgot that I can’t go anywhere just now, any more than he can turn himself into a turkey. Maybe he is a turkey already, only I don’t know whether he’s grown feathers yet (there’s fuzz on his little snout already, that much I know). And what if you fed and watered Nikolai the same way? What would he write? He, no doubt, would invite you to dance a quadrille with him, forgetting the difference of sex, propriety, and distance! It’s dangerous to feed them, dangerous!
Извинишь меня, если я немножко задам страху. Получаю я сегодня письмо из Калуги от Саши, и он, откормленный тобою, или был пьян, или рехнулся. Я это заключаю из его письма, которое имеет следующее содержание: "Отче Антоние! Я гощу там-то и там-то... будь так любезен приезжайъ в Калугу, чем премного меня обяжешь" и т. д. А на конверте написал: "очень нужное". Разве можно так кормить и поить? Почтенный математик до того наелся, что забыл, что после й не ставится ъ и что мне нельзя теперь никуда ехать, так же как и ему нельзя сделаться индюком. Может быть, он и теперь индюк, но я не знаю, есть ли на нем перья (на мордочке-то пушок есть, это я знаю). А что, если б и Николая накормил бы так и напоил? Что бы тот написал? Тот, вероятно, пригласил бы протанцевать с ним кадриль, забывши различие полов, приличие и расстояние! Опасно их кормить, опасно!
A request: send me, please, a photographic card of yourself, of brother Grisha, and of sister Lizchen (? – one can see at once that I’ve been reading German novels). You’ll greatly oblige me. In return I’ll bring you a fine beast, if I come. Bow to everyone. And who was it promised to write to me? Not the elder brother, who in all things must set an example for the younger ones? I forgot that it’s Lent now, I very nearly slipped in something unfit for fasting. The cards without fail, I don’t want to hear anything else.
Просьба: пришли, пожалуйста, мне карточку фотографическую твою, брата Гриши и сестры Лизхен (? сразу видно, что я начитался немецких романов). Очень обяжешь. За это я тебе отличного зверя привезу, если приеду. Поклон всем. А кто обещал мне писать? Не старший ли братец, который во всем должен подавать пример младшим? Я и забыл, что теперь пост, чуть-чуть не вкрутил сюда скоромное. Карточки непременно, я знать ничего не хочу.
Write and tell me, do you smoke or not? I need this very badly. Write, please, and give my regards to Grisha and Liza. I remain your well-wishing Bruder \brother (Ger.)\, possessed of only one Schwester \sister (Ger.)\, and besides that, four blood Bruders and two cousin Bruders and eine \one (Ger.)\ Schwester of the same kind, and possessed of everything except money and good sense.
Напиши, курящий ли ты или нет? Это мне очень нужно. Пиши, пожалуйста, и кланяйся Грише и Лизе. Остаюсь добро желающий Брудер брат (нем.). имеющий одну только Швестер сестра (нем.). и, кроме то, четырех Брудеров родных и двух Брудеров двоюродных и эйне одну (нем.). Швестер такую же и имеющий всё, кроме денег и хорошего разума.
Your respectful brother
Уважающий брат
18 – forgot
I 77.
18 забыл/I 77 года.
2nd day of the fast.
2-й день поста.
Forgive the seal and such an envelope. There’s no money being asked for in this letter, so it can be plainer.
За печать и такой конверт прошу извинить. В этом письме не деньги просятся, следовательно, можно и попроще.
On the reverse:
На обороте:
To His Honor
Милостивому государю
Mikhail Mikhailovich
Михаилу Михайловичу
г-ну Чехову
into his own hands
в собственные руки
(not very urgent).
(не очень нужное).

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