Letter · 1887

To A. S. Lazarev, 27–28 June 1887. Babkino.

А. С. ЛАЗАРЕВУ (ГРУЗИНСКОМУ), 27 или 28 июня 1887 г. Бабкино.

Headnote

1 Written on 27 or 28 June 1887 from Babkino, the Kiselyov family’s estate near Voskresensk where the Chekhovs summered, to Alexander Semyonovich Lazarev, a fellow humor writer who published under the pen name "Gruzinsky." Chekhov, twenty-seven, is issuing a jokey but genuine invitation to visit, having already asked their mutual friend and fellow contributor to the humor magazines, Viktor Bilibin, to extend the same invitation on his behalf.

2 The letter is a small comic set piece typical of Chekhov’s correspondence with fellow journalists of the humorous press: mock-precise travel directions, an elaborate telegram template for Lazarev to send ahead, a description of the coachman Alexei identifiable by his stupidity and bewildered look, and a shopping list (ham sausage, caramels, a fish-trap) delivered with a comic string of "though, then again" hedges that trail off into self-undermining indecision – a bit of stylistic play mirroring the verbal comedy of Chekhov’s early humorous sketches.

27 or 28 June 1887. Babkino.
27 или 28 июня 1887 г. Бабкино.
I’m writing to you on paper of the very newest format. The new fashion. One must keep up.
Пишу Вам на бумаге новейшего формата. Новая мода. Надо идти в уровень.
I’m expecting you here, and I’ve already written to Bilibin asking him, B, to invite you to my place. Now I’m making use of your address to invite you directly...
Я Вас жду к себе и уже писал Билибину, чтобы он, Б, пригласил Вас ко мне. Теперь пользуюсь Вашим адресом, чтобы пригласить Вас непосредственно...
Come this very instant, if you like. On the 1st–2nd of July I’ll be in Moscow, and later, perhaps, in Ryazan province. If you come this very minute, you’ll land smack in the center of time and space.
Приезжайте хоть сейчас. 1–2 июля я буду в Москве, а позднее, быть может, в Ряз губернии. Если приедете сию минуту, то попадете как раз в центру времени и пространства.
Seven or eight hours before you set out, send me a telegram to this pattern: "Voskresensk. To Chekhov. Coming Tuesday by the local train. Lazarev." You may leave out the word "coming" if you like. If you go so far as to squander money on a telegram, I’ll send my coachman-in-chief Alexei to the station with a cart – he charges very little for delivering humorists. It’s twenty-one versts from the station. You’ll know Alexei by 1) his stupidity, 2) his bewildered look, and 3) the copy of the Novoye Vremya which I’ll have him hold in his hands.
Перед выездом за 7–8 часов вышлите мне телеграмму по масштабу: "Воскресенск Чехову. Еду вторник дачным. Лазарев". Можно и без слова "еду". Если разоритесь на телеграмму, то вышлю Вам на станцию своего лейб-кучера Алексея с тележкой, который берет за доставку юмористов очень дешево. Ехать от станции 21 версту. Алексея узнаете по 1) глупости, 2) растерянному взгляду и по 3) No "Нового времени", крый я велю держать ему в руках.
Bring 1 pound of the best ham sausage, 1 pound of caramels, and, if possible, 1 * or two. fish-trap, which you can buy at Okhotny Ryad or by the Moskva bridge in the live-fish shops. Though, come to think of it, it’s inconvenient to lug a fish-trap about... Though, then again, you could check it as baggage... Though, then again, if you’d rather not, never mind...
Привезите 1 ф лучшей ветчинной колбасы, 1 ф карамели и, если можно, 1 * или две. вершу, которую можно купить в Охотном или у Москв моста в живорыбных лавках. Впрочем, с вершей таскаться неудобно... Хотя, впрочем, можно сдать в багаж... Впрочем, если не хотите, не нужно...
Keep well and witty, as always.
Будьте здоровы и остроумны, как всегда.

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