Letter · 1890

To I. L. Leontyev, 26 December 1890. Moscow.

И. Л. ЛЕОНТЬЕВУ (ЩЕГЛОВУ), 26 декабря 1890 г. Москва.

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Dating and setting: 26 December 1890, written from Moscow, shortly after Chekhov’s return from Sakhalin and his round-the-world voyage home. This is a short holiday-season note to Shcheglov.

Addressee: Ivan Leontyevich Leontyev, who wrote under the pen name "Shcheglov" (Щеглов) – a close friend and fellow writer of Chekhov’s. Chekhov addresses him with the affectionate nickname "Жан" ("Jean"), rendered here as "Jean," and also jokingly as "captain" in the opening line (a running joke on Shcheglov’s background as a former military officer).

Chekhov opens with a mock-formal holiday greeting ("captain"), then apologizes that he cannot name a mongoose after Shcheglov as requested, because his three mongooses already have names: one nicknamed "the Scoundrel" (сволочь) by the sailors on the voyage home, out of affection; one named "Viktor Krylov" for his cunning, thievish eyes; and a timid female named "Omutova." He reports a hard Moscow frost (twenty-four degrees) that will likely cancel a planned trip to see the actor Coquelin the younger, and notes he isn’t feeling entirely well. He then teases Shcheglov at length for having written an excessive number of plays over the summer, calling it "drunkenness" rather than creation and joking that he would have Shcheglov court-martialed or administratively exiled to Vilyuisk for the offense, with a serious point underneath the joke: that the theater draws too much of a good writer’s energy away from fiction. He closes wishing he could visit for Shcheglov’s name-day, asks for Barantsevich’s address and a bow to him if seen, sends holiday greetings from the mongooses and his family, greets Shcheglov’s wife, and signs off.

26 December 1890. Moscow.
26 декабря 1890 г. Москва.
26 December.
26 декабрь.
I congratulate you, captain, on the holiday, and wish you everything befitting your rank and your talent.
Поздравляю Вас, капитан, с праздником и желаю Вам всего того, что чину Вашему и таланту приличествует.
I hasten to apologize. In one of your letters you expressed the wish that one of my mongooses be named Jean Shcheglov. Such a wish is too flattering both to the mongoose and to India, but unfortunately it comes too late: the mongooses already have names. One mongoose is called the Scoundrel – so the sailors nicknamed him, out of affection; another, who has very cunning, thievish eyes, is named Viktor Krylov; the third, a female, timid, discontented, and forever sitting under the washstand, is called Omutova.
Спешу извиниться. В одном из своих писем Вы выразили желание, чтобы который-либо из моих мангусов был назван Жаном Щегловым. Такое желание слишком лестно и для мангуса, и для Индии, но, к сожалению, оно запоздало: мангусы уже имеют имена. Один мангус зовется сволочью – так, любя, прозвали его матросы; другой, имеющий очень хитрые, жульнические глаза, именуется Виктором Крыловым; третья, самочка, робкая, недовольная и вечно сидящая под рукомойником, зовется Омутовой.
The Moscow air is crackling: twenty-four degrees. I had reckoned on going tomorrow to the country to see Coquelin the younger, but the frost will get in the way. And I do need to get away: I feel not entirely well.
Московский воздух трещит: 24 градуса. Рассчитывал поехать завтра в деревню к Коклену-младшему, но помешает мороз. А уехать мне надо: чувствую себя не совсем здоровым.
But how many plays you have swilled down in a single summer! This is not creation, it is drunkenness! If it were in my power, I would hand you over to a court-martial for such an addiction to the wings at the expense of art, or at the very least exile you by administrative order to Vilyuisk. The theater is a useful institution, but not so useful that good fiction-writers should give it nine-tenths of their potency.
Однако сколько Вы за одно лето надрызгали пьес! Это не творчество, а пьянство! Если б моя власть, то я за такое пристрастие к кулисам в ущерб художеству предал бы Вас военно-полевому суду или же по меньшей мере сослал бы Вас административным порядком в Вилюйск. Театр полезное учреждение, но не настолько, чтобы хорошие беллетристы отдавали ему 9/10 своей потенции.
I should like to come and see you on your name-day and drink with you.
Хотелось бы побывать у Вас на именинах и выпить с Вами.
Send me Barantsevich’s address. If you see this man, bow to him for me.
Сообщите мне адрес Баранцевича. Если увидите сего человека, то поклонитесь ему.
Keep quite well, dear Jean. The mongooses and my family congratulate you and send their regards. I greet your wife and ask you to convey to her a thousand of the very best wishes.
Будьте здоровёхоньки, милый Жан. Мангусы и мое семейство поздравляют Вас и кланяются. Я приветствую Вашу жену и прошу передать ей тысячу самых лучших пожеланий.

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