Stories · 1880

At Leukhin's Bookshop

В книжном магазине леухина

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1 "At Leukhin’s Bookshop" dates from 1880, Chekhov’s first year in print, when the twenty-year-old medical student was placing whatever the comic weeklies would take under the signature Antosha Chekhonte. It belongs to the smallest and most disposable of his early forms: the found document, a piece of print culture reproduced deadpan rather than described. Here the found object is a bookseller’s advertisement – a real genre, since provincial and Moscow print shops of the period did in fact circulate cheap catalogues of self-help manuals, letter-writing guides, and "physiology" pamphlets aimed at a barely literate readership hungry for anything touching on love, money, or scandal.

Leukhin was one such real bookseller, and the piece needs no further setup: the notice simply lists his wares, title by title, price by price, in the flat cataloguing voice of an actual trade circular. The joke is entirely in the specimens. Each title piles up more grandiose and more lascivious modifiers than the last – self-instructors, portfolios, dictionaries, handbooks – while the authors’ invented names (Idiotov, from idiot; Merzavtsev, from merzavets, "scoundrel") announce the fraud they are selling before a single page is opened. The final item, the volume discount and the free watch-key thrown in for large purchasers, is the sharpest touch: commerce as brazen as the content, with no pretense that anyone involved believes in what is being sold.

Chekhov supplies no commentary and no closing jab – the list simply ends where the merchandise ends. It is a companion piece to "At the Bookshop of The New Times," published under the same premise soon after, and together the two sketches are a specimen of Chekhov’s earliest method in its barest form: let the object speak, and trust the reader to hear exactly how much contempt is built into its own language.

the following dreadful books are on sale:
продаются следующие ужасные книги:
A Self-Instructor in Ardent Love, or Ah, You Brute! By Idiotov. Price 1 r. 80 k.
Самоучитель пламенной любви, или Ах, ты, скотина! Сочинения Идиотова, цена 1 р. 80 к.
Collected Letters. By Dr. of Foul Language Merzavtsev. Price 4 r.
Собрание писем. Соч. доктора сквернословия Мерзавцева, ц. 4 р.
The Mysterious Mysteries of Mysterious Love, or A Portfolio of Amorous Delights. Price 5 r.
Таинственные тайны таинственной любви, или Портфель любовных наслаждений, ц. 5 р.
A Dictionary of All Indecent Words Used in All the Countries of the World. Price 7 r.
Словарь всех неприличных слов, употребляемых в" всех странах света. Ц. 7 р.
Notes of a Woman’s Stocking, or What Innocence! Price 1 r. 50 k.
Записки женского чулка, или Ай да невинность! Ц. 1 р. 50 к.
A Method for Seducing, Enticing, Corrupting, Inflaming, etc. A Handbook for Young People. Price 6 r. for 4 volumes.
Способ совращать, обольщать, портить, разжигать и проч. Настольная книга для молодых людей. Цена 6 р. за 4 тома.
The Mysteries of Nature, or What Is Love? A Book for Young Children, with Woodcuts in the Text. Price 3 r. 50 k.
Тайны природы, или Что такое любовь? Книга для детей младшего возраста с политипажами в тексте. Ц. 3 р. 50 к.
Subscribers receive a 25\% discount. Purchasers of more than 50 r. receive, free of charge, 50 photographic cards and a watch-key with a panorama.
Выписывающим 25% уступка. Покупающие более чем на 50 р. получают бесплатно 50 фотографических карточек и часовой ключик с панорамой.

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