Stories · 1884

A Dacha Pleasure

Дачное удовольствие

Headnote

"A Dacha Pleasure" (Дачное удовольствие) appeared in 1884, one of the rapid-fire humoresques Chekhov produced under the byline Antosha Chekhonte for the comic weeklies of Moscow and Petersburg. It belongs to the genre he all but perfected in these years: the anecdote built on a single setup, delivered in under a page, with a punchline that arrives in the last line and nowhere before it.

The premise is peeping-Tom farce of a kind the censor tolerated only because the story turns the joke on its own suspense. Two idlers at a dacha bathing establishment spy on the women’s changing house through a crack in the boards, building toward a moment of discovery that the narrator himself interrupts — breaking in, mock-solicitously, "so as not to compound the reader’s disappointment" — to reveal that the object of all this furtive anticipation was never a woman at all, but an unattended bottle of liquor. The joke depends on withholding: Chekhov lets the reader’s own prurience do the work, then deflates it with a domestic non-event and a mock-moral tag.

Stylistically it is early and unguarded — dialogue that trails into dashes and ellipsis, action rendered by suggestion (the printer’s dots standing in for the climbing and its interruption), and a narrator who steps forward to address the reader directly, a device the mature Chekhov would abandon almost entirely. Readers who know only the later, more austere stories will find here the workshop where the timing — though not yet the reticence — was already in place.

Chudakov, an official of the land-surveying chancery, and a certain Kosinusov quietly
Чиновник межевой канцелярии Чудаков и некто Косинусов тихо
swam up to the women’s bathing-house and, having chosen the widest crack, set themselves to contemplate.
подплыли к женской купальне и, выбрав самую широкую щель, стали созерцать.
"She must be here," whispered Kosinusov. "But I don’t
– Она наверное здесь, – прошептал Косинусов. – Но я ее
see her."
не вижу.
"But I see her... In the right corner, lying on a sheet..."
– А я вижу... В правом углу лежит на простыне...
"Yes, yes... I see... The devil take it..."
– Да, да... вижу... Черт возьми...
"And she’s plump!"
– А она полна!
"I don’t find it so... So-so, middling... in the most,
– Не нахожу... Так себе, посредственно... в самой, что
as they say, proportionate way. How’s one to get to her, the devil take it?"
называется, пропорции. Как бы к ней пробраться, черт возьми?
"Not worth it, brother, don’t get mixed up in it... To the devil with her!"
– Не стоит, брат, связываться... Ну ее к черту!
"No one will find out... I’ll dive in, Misha..."
– Никто не узнает... Я нырну, Миша...
"You’ll crack your skull on the floor... Don’t dive..."
– Башку о пол расколотишь... Не ныряй...
"Then I’ll climb over the bathing-house, if that’s how it is..."
– Так я перелезу через купальню, коли так...
Kosinusov set his foot on the crossbeam and climbed...
Косинусов поставил ногу на перекладину и полез...
.......................................
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...
...
Chudakov’s eyes, not tearing themselves from the crack, blazed
Глаза Чудакова, не отрывавшегося от щели, загорелись
with envy...
завистью...
But here, so as not to compound the reader’s disappointment, let me hasten
Но тут, чтобы не усугублять разочарования читателя, поспешу
to finish: the matter concerned a bottle of infusion, with which, an hour before, while bathing,
окончить: дело шло о бутыли с настойкой, которой час тому назад, купаясь,
Kosinusov’s mama had been rubbing herself, and which, on leaving the bathing-house, she had forgotten to take with
растиралась мамаша Косинусова и которую она, выходя из купальни, забыла взять с
her. Moral: even young men can be drunkards.
собой. Мораль: и молодые люди могут быть пьяницами.
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