Letter · 1880

To L. A. Kamburova, 1880. Moscow.

Л. А. Камбуровой, Сентябрь, до 23, 1880 г. Москва.

Headnote

This is one of the earliest surviving letters in Chekhov’s own hand – he was twenty, newly arrived in Moscow to study medicine, and still signing himself simply "A. Chekhov" rather than by the pen names he would soon adopt for his comic pieces. Lyubov Alexandrovna Kamburova was a family friend from the Chekhovs’ circle, apparently connected to relatives still in or near Taganrog, the provincial town on the Sea of Azov the family had recently and precariously left behind. The letter is prompted by pique: Kamburova had written at length to Chekhov’s brother Alexander and, in Anton’s telling, ignored him entirely – the whole letter is an extended, mock-aggrieved demand for equal attention, dressed up in the inflated courtly diction ("Most cultured and most ferocious,Gracious Lady, mademoiselle") that the young Chekhov already deploys as parody rather than sincerity.

The letter is characteristic of the "Antosha Chekhonte" register before the name existed: quick, cheerfully cruel comedy built on a household’s private nicknames and running jokes – Kolka and Nikolka for his brother Nikolai, Kotik pursued by a "cross-eyed tomcat" (Chekhov’s own self-deprecating joke about his cast eye), a "Minister of Finance" teased as a bribe-taker, a sister’s blushing suitor mocked with mock severity. Nothing here asks to be taken as it appears on the page; the affection runs underneath the comic insults, most visibly in the closing image of the "unhappy slave of the blues" and her neglected samovar, and in the invitation to be scoured clean by her "most humble servant."

The second half of the letter shifts hands: Chekhov’s brother Nikolai (N. P. Chekhov), a talented but already unsteady painter, adds his own postscript in a warmer, more practical key – their mother’s greetings, the family’s thin finances after the move from Taganrog, the bad Moscow weather, a private joke about their uncle Gavriil Parfentyevich and his straw hat. The two hands together give an early, unguarded glimpse of a household still finding its footing in the city, months after Pavel Chekhov’s bankruptcy had broken up the family home in the south.

September, before the 23rd, 1880. Moscow.
Сентябрь, до 23, 1880 г. Москва.
Most cultured and most ferocious
Образованнейшая и лютейшая
I see my scrawny, cross-eyed brother writing to you. Let me, I think to myself, write too, and while I’m at it attest to my lowest, deepest, and so on. You wrote the aforementioned brother a most lengthy letter, and in the said letter paid not the slightest attention to your disobedient but most obedient servant. That’s no way to behave, Gracious Lady, mademoiselle Kamburova, I never expected such a thing from you. Have I offended you in some way? Cursed you, beaten you? Or committed some other such outrage? Well, God be with you. If you wish to atone for your fault, then convey my bow to Uncle, Auntie, and Gavriil Parfentyevich, to which persons I count it a happiness to wish everything of the best.
Смотрю, мой худой и косой брат к Вам пишет. Дай, думаю себе, и я напишу, а кстати и засвидетельствую свое нижайшее, глубочайшее и т. п. Вы написали упомянутому брату длиннейшее письмо и в оном письме не обратили на Вашего непослушного, но покорнейшего слуга никакого внимания. Нехорошо так делать, Милостивая Государыня, мадмуазель Камбурова, я от Вас этого никак не ожидал. Разве я обидел Вас чем-нибудь? Ругал Вас чем-нибудь, бил Вас? Или что подобное непотребное учинял? Впрочем, бог с Вами. Если желаете искупить свою вину, то передайте мой поклон дяде, тете и Гавриилу Парфентьевичу, каковым лицам считаю за счастье пожелать всего лучшего.
How dreadfully your kind letter smells, it’s a terror! So Kolka gets a letter and perfume both, and I get nothing at all. Now if you were a good young lady (whom I wish would soon become a married one), you’d have done better to arrange it so: send Nikolka the letter, and me the perfume, and everyone would be pleased. As for the radiance of Lipochka, I’ll say nothing. Let her go on radiating, to the glory of God. If she’s in love, then she wants whipping. There are girls older than her who don’t allow themselves such things. Still, if she wants to get married, I won’t stand in the way, let her go ahead. To Kotik, after whom a certain two-legged, cross-eyed tomcat once used to trail... my respects. My bow to the Minister of Finance, Nikolai Alexandrovich (the bribe-taker), and to Ivan, who has not yet earned the right to be called by his patronymic.
Как ужасно пахнет Ваше любезное письмо, страсть! Значит, Кольке и письмо и духи, а мне ровно ничего. А Вы бы лучше, если Вы добрая барышня (которой желаю поскорее сделаться барыней), сделали бы так: Николке прислали бы письмо, а мне духи, и все были бы довольны. Насчет сияния Липочки ничего не скажу. Пусть себе сияет во славу божию. Если любит, то сечь нужно. Есть постарше ее девицы и то не любят. Впрочем, ежели замуж хочет, то не препятствую, пущай выходит. Котику, за которым увивался некогда некакий двуногий и косой кот... мое почтение. Поклон министру финансов Николаю Александровичу (взяточнику) и Ивану, который не заслужил еще, чтобы его звали по батюшке.
At the mere thought of losing your good graces, my hair stands on end... Know, unhappy slave of the blues, that you have in Moscow a most humble servant, ready to scour out your long-unscoured samovar.
При одной мысли потерять Ваше благорасположение у меня волосы становятся дыбом... Знайте, несчастная раба хандры, что у Вас в Москве есть покорнейший слуга, готовый почистить Ваш давно не чищенный самовар.
In N. P. Chekhov’s hand:
Рукой Н. П. Чехова:
Mama asks me to convey her deep bow to you, my sister too. Next year, if I’m not abroad, I’ll come to you. Do you remember how Gavrila Parfentyevich did battle with his straw hat and its sunflower seeds? The weather here is rotten in the fullest sense: it’s cold, and it’s been raining for four days straight. I got less money than I expected to get, living in Taganrog. Now I go about like a beggar. Anton bows to the women and the girls, says he forgot to write. If you knew how they met me here on my arrival from the south! You yourself would envy such a welcome, my dear soul.
Мама просит меня передать Вам низкий поклон, сестра тоже. В будущем году, если не буду за границей, буду у Вас. Помните, как Гаврила Парфентьевич воевал своей соломенной шляпой с семечками? Погода у нас в полном смысле дрянь: холодно и уже 4 дня идет дождь. Денег получил меньше, чем думал получить, живя в Тге. Теперь хожу нищим. Антон кланяется бабам и девчонкам, говорит, что забыл написать. Если бы Вы знали, как меня здесь встретили по приезде с юга! Такой встрече позавидовали бы и Вы, душа моя.
Apologize for me, for God’s sake, to Lyudmila Pavlovna for my failure to congratulate her on her nameday at the proper time. I don’t look in the church calendar – no need to.
Извинитесь за меня, бога ради, перед Людмилой Павловной за несвоевременное поздравление мною ее с ангелом. В святцы я не смотрю – незачем.

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