Letter · 1888

To I. L. Leontyev, 10 February 1888. Moscow.

И. Л. ЛЕОНТЬЕВУ (ЩЕГЛОВУ), 10 февраля 1888 е. Москва.

Headnote

1 Written from Moscow on February 10, 1888, this short, teasing letter to the writer Ivan Leontyev, who wrote under the pen name "Shcheglov" and whom Chekhov habitually addresses as "Captain," scolds him for the querulous tone of his recent letters – his complaints about "aristocratic slowness" in getting ahead and his hankering after a place in the "Salamandra" society – and mocks the idea of the free-spirited Shcheglov settling into some dreary official post.

2 Chekhov reports he will visit Petersburg after February 20, sends greetings to the poet Aleksey Pleshcheev for the 12th, and mentions he is expecting the writer Vladimir Korolenko that day, with talk promised of "Captain Alba" – a nod to a shared literary joke rather than any real person under discussion. He adds a boastful aside about strong-arming a school inspector into buying Shcheglov’s books for a library, and a rueful note that an advance of 500 roubles from "Severny Vestnik" is already spent.

February 10, 1888. Moscow.
10 февраля 1888 е. Москва.
February 10.
10 февраль.
Captain! You must be dipping your pen not in an inkwell but in some devil’s pepper-pot. There is so much acid heartburn in your letters that after reading each one I have to take soda. Your bellyaching, your grumbling about "aristocratic slowness," your dreams of a place in the "Salamandra" society, the whole tone of your letters – all of it irritates me, as your friend and reader. Yes, that’s all we needed, for Ivan Shcheglov to put on the uniform of a horse-tram inspector, or go strolling down the Nevsky with a briefcase under his arm!
Капитан! Должно быть, Вы макаете Ваше перо не в чернильницу, а в чёртову перечницу. В Ваших письмах столько катаральной изжоги, что по прочтении каждого из них мне приходится принимать соду. Ваши кишки, Ваше брюзжанье на "аристократическую медлительность", мечты о месте в обществе "Саламандра", вообще тон писем – всё это злит меня, как Вашего приятеля и читателя. Да, недоставало еще, чтобы Иван Щеглов надел форму контролера конножелезки или гулял по Невскому с портфейлем под мышкой!
I shall come soon, but not before the 20th of February. Naturally, I shall scold you.
Я скоро приеду, но не раньше 20 февр. Конечно, буду браниться.
If you are at Pleshcheev’s on the 12th of February, raise a glass to his health on my behalf.
Если 12-го февраля будете у Плещеева, то рикикик-ните рюмку за его здоровье от моего имени.
Today I am expecting Korolenko to visit me. There will be talk of Captain Alba.
Сегодня ожидаю к себе Короленко. Будет разговор о капитане Альбе.
The other day, on meeting the inspector of a certain large school, I made him promise to buy all your published works for the school library, which he did. What will you, you crocodile, give me for the commission?
На днях, встретившись с инспектором одного большого училища, я обязал его купить для училищной библиотеки все Ваши издания, что он и сделал. Что Вы, крокодил Вы этакий, дадите мне за комиссию?
Yesterday I received 500 roubles as an advance from "Severny Vestnik," and today I have scattered that little money to the winds. Alas and alack!
Вчера я получил из "Северного вестника" 500 рублей аванса, а сегодня развеял эти денежки по ветру. Увы и ах!
Farewell, my dear fellow. Throw your black mood to the devil, work from morning till night, and then "aristocratic slowness" will no longer seem strange to you. Pleshcheev wrote that his Lyonochka will be in Moscow and will call on my family.
Прощайте, миленький. Бросьте Вы к лешему Вашу мерлехлюндию, работайте от утра до ночи, и тогда Вам не будет в диковину "аристократическая медлительность". Плещеев писал, что его Леночка будет в Москве и побывает у моей семьи.
If your wife will permit it, give her my regards. Keep well.
Если Ваша жена позволит, то поклонитесь ей. Будьте здоровы.
Your Antoine.
Ваш Antoine.

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