Letter · 1888

To an unidentified recipient, 11 December 1888. Petersburg.

НЕУСТАНОВЛЕННОМУ ЛИЦУ, 11 декабря 1888 г. Петербург.

Headnote

1 Written from Petersburg on 11 December 1888 to a correspondent whom the source itself does not name – the manuscript header reads simply "NEUSTANOVLENNOMU LITSU" ("To an Unidentified Person"), meaning the addressee’s identity is unrecovered in the standard Russian edition (the 30-volume Complete Works and Letters, Nauka, 1974-1983), not that anything has dropped out of this translation. The note is one of Chekhov’s shortest surviving letters: a single playful paragraph, a bare signature, and what appears to be a postal date-stamp fragment.

2 The body of the letter is a small, self-contained joke built entirely around a borrowed name. Chekhov invents a string of increasingly absurd fates for a "Pyotr Ivanych Bobchinsky" – death, madness, marrying a witch, bodily ascension, becoming a state chancellor, or defecting to a rival newspaper – and tells the addressee that if any such far-fetched turn should ever carry the man out of their life, he should simply be forgotten; but once a year, on a stray reading of these very lines, the addressee might recall in passing that Bobchinsky loved him with all his heart and respected him deeply. The mock-solemn legal/notarial cadence of the opening ("In such-and-such a town there lives...") plays against the deliberately trivial content, and the joke turns on the reader recognizing "Bobchinsky" as a transparent stand-in for Chekhov himself.

3 No content requiring softening; the letter is a brief, affectionate joke throughout, translated at full force per policy. Chekhov is using the name as a comic mask for himself, addressing the unidentified recipient in the third person as though reporting on "Bobchinsky’s" doings and feelings – an affectionate, self-deprecating way of saying "if I should ever vanish from your life through some ridiculous turn of fate, don’t mourn me, but don’t forget me either.Novosti" (2, source, literally "News") refers to the Petersburg newspaper "Novosti i Birzhevaya Gazeta" ("News and Stock Exchange Gazette"), here invoked purely as one item on the list of absurd hypothetical fates (i.e., going to work for a rival paper is bracketed with dying and marrying a witch as an equally unlikely catastrophe), not as a substantive reference to Chekhov’s actual publishing plans; not otherwise a focus of comment in this letter. (source) preserves, literally and without narrative embellishment, the fragment "88 11/XII" – a compressed date notation (year "88" for 1888, day/month "11/XII" for 11 December) most likely surviving from a postmark or archival date-stamp rather than composed prose; it is rendered here exactly as it appears in the source rather than expanded or smoothed into a sentence, per this corpus’s policy of preserving garbled or non-prose fragments literally rather than inventing a bridge. Given the letter’s brevity and the unidentified addressee, no further biographical context is recoverable from the text itself.

11 December 1888. Petersburg.
11 декабря 1888 г. Петербург.
In such-and-such a town there lives a certain Pyotr Ivanych Bobchinsky. Should this Bobchinsky die, or go out of his mind, or marry a witch, or be taken up bodily into heaven, or become a state chancellor, or go off to work for "Novosti" – in a word, should the decrees of fate carry him off to the back of beyond, far from you – then forget him. Yet once a year, having read these lines and yawned, call to mind, quite by chance, that he loved you with all his heart and deeply respected you.
В таком-то городе живет Петр Иваныч Бобчинский. Если сей Бобчинский умрет, или спятит с ума, или женится на ведьме, или будет взят живым на небо, или станет государственным канцлером, или уйдет в "Новости" – одним словом, если волею судеб он очутится за тридевять земель от Вас, то забудьте его. Впрочем, раз в год, прочитав эти строчки и зевнув, вспомните нечаянно, что он любил Вас всем сердцем и глубоко уважал.
88 11/XII
88 11/ХII

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