Letter · 1889

To Al. P. Chekhov, 25 February 1889. Moscow.

Ал. П. ЧЕХОВУ, 25 февраля 1889 г. Москва.

Headnote

1 Written from Moscow on 25 February 1889 to Chekhov’s older brother Alexander Pavlovich Chekhov, a journalist working in Petersburg (chiefly for Suvorin’s "New Time"/"Novoye Vremya") and Chekhov’s regular intermediary there for practical and publishing errands. The letter is a short, brusquely comic point-by-point reply, opening with a mock-formal salutation that plays on Alexander’s actual civil rank.

2 Chekhov addresses Alexander by his real bureaucratic title, "Mr. Provincial Secretary" ("Г. губернский секретарь"), and announces that he has thrown Alexander’s letter in the privy – comic abuse typical of their fraternal correspondence, not to be read as an actual rupture. He then answers "by points": (1) instructions about a possible farmstead purchase Alexander had floated, asking for a serious budget and acreage before Chekhov will look into it further; (2) a firm refusal to accept copies of "Twilight" ("Сумерки," Chekhov’s 1887 story collection, published by Suvorin) bound with "A. N. Chekhov" on the cover instead of the correct name, instructing Alexander to refuse such copies too and to scold whoever is responsible; (3) a further aside urging Alexander not to be shy about pressing the author’s interests at the bookshop, since doing so also serves Suvorin’s firm; and (4) a note that no copy of a power of attorney is needed, since Chekhov’s plays will not be staged again soon after Easter, so the document’s use is moot for now. He closes with family news: reassurance about the health of Alexander’s children, a note that Alexander’s partner N. A. is unwell and should mind her stomach, sarcastic "regards" repeating the family’s low opinion of Alexander, word that their brother Nikolai has "vanished" (i.e., gone off somewhere, unlocatable), and notice of two marriages – ending with a mock-envious remark that even long-unmarried holdouts are finding spouses this year. He signs off in the French form "Antoine," his customary jocular signature to this brother.

25 February 1889. Moscow.
25 февраля 1889 г. Москва.
25 Feb.
25 февр.
Mr. Provincial Secretary!
Г. губернский секретарь!
Your vile letter, signed with your no less vile name, has been received by me and thrown in the privy. I answer it point by point:
Ваше гнусное письмо, подписанное Вашим не менее гнусным именем, мною получено и брошено в сортир. Отвечаю на него по пунктам:
1) If the lines about the farmstead were written seriously and not just in passing, then write and tell me exactly what you need, how much money you have, and how many desyatinas you wish to buy, so that when your farmstead is purchased I may know everything there is to know.
1) Если строки насчет хутора написаны серьезно, а не между прочим, то напиши, что именно тебе нужно, сколько у тебя денег и сколько десятин купить желаешь, дабы при покупке своего хутора я знал всё, что знать надлежит.
2) Bindings for "Twilight" with "A. N. Chekhov" on them I cannot accept under any circumstances. Don’t you accept them either. Tell them that a book in such bindings cannot be sold, and give them a good talking-to. Swine, they don’t look after Suvorin’s property! Don’t send the book to me. What the devil do I need it for?
2) Переплеты для "Сумерек" с "А. Н. Чехов" я не могу принять ни в каком случае. Не принимай и ты. Скажи, чтобы в таких переплетах книга не могла быть продаваема, и прочти хорошую нотацию. Свиньи, не блюдут суворинского добра! Книги мне не высылай. На кой леший она мне?
Please, don’t stand on ceremony at the shop. In looking after the author’s interests, you’re by that very fact looking after the common cause too. And the Suvorins deserve some consideration as well.
Пожалуйста, в магазине не церемонься. Блюдя авторские интересы, ты этим самым блюдешь и общее дело. Да надо и Сувориных пожалеть.
3) No copy of the power of attorney is needed. If the management wants to keep the power of attorney for itself, let it take it. The need for the power of attorney won’t arise again soon, since after Easter my plays won’t be performed.
3) Копия для доверенности не нужна. Если дирекция захочет оставить у себя доверенность, то пусть берет. Надобность в доверенности не скоро уж представится, ибо после Пасхи моих пьес играть не будут.
That your children are healthy and promise to remain so in future, I satisfied myself of during my last two visits. N. A. is unwell – of that too I satisfied myself. She needs to take care of her stomach.
Что чада твои здоровы и обещают быть таковыми и впредь, я убедился в последние свод два приезда. Н А нездорова – и в этом я убедился. Ей нужно беречь свой желудок.
Everyone here is well and continues to hold the same opinion of you as before, namely that you’re a good-for-nothing. Nikolai has vanished. Olga is getting married. Klavdia Mikhailovna has gotten married. In a word, such a lucky year in Moscow that even the stale old goods have started moving. Adieu!
Все наши здравствуют и по-прежнему держатся о тебе такого мнения, что ты штаны. Николай испарившись. Ольга выходит замуж. Клавдия Михайловна вышла замуж. Одним словом, такой счастливый в Москве год, что даже залежалый товар пошел в ход. Adieu!
Your Antoine.
Твой Antoine.

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