Letter · 1889

To N. A. Leikin, 24 February 1889. Moscow.

Н. А. ЛЕЙКИНУ, 24 февраля 1889 г. Москва.

Headnote

1 Written from Moscow on 24 February 1889 to Nikolai Alexandrovich Leikin, publisher and editor of the Petersburg humor magazine "Oskolki" ("Splinters"), for which Chekhov had long written and with whom he corresponded regularly and often teasingly. A short, brisk letter answering a prior letter from Leikin point by point.

2 After the dateline (1-2), Chekhov announces he will answer Leikin’s letter "by points" (3) and does so in a numbered list. Point one (4) rebuts Leikin’s complaint of silence, noting he had already written 5–6 days earlier. Point two (5), the letter’s longest, is a comic rebuttal of gossip – apparently relayed to Leikin by the poet Liodor Palmin – that Chekhov is coughing blood, depressed, and in danger of losing his mind; Chekhov denies all three at length and with relish, attributing the rumor to Palmin’s wine-soaked imagination, and reports himself cheerful, solvent, and hard at work in order to finish by April and leave for the south. Point three (6) accompanies a photograph, with self-deprecating remarks on its gloomy look and Chekhov’s flattered thanks for Leikin’s wanting it. Point four (7) is a brief request, repeated from the earlier letter, for a copy of "The Fireman’s Godfather" in addition to a book already asked for. The letter closes with regards to Leikin’s wife and son (8), the signature (9), and a joking postscript about a lottery ticket Chekhov expects to win a fortune on (10).

24 February 1889. Moscow.
24 февраля 1889 г. Москва.
24 Feb.
24 февр.
I answer, most kind Nikolai Alexandrovich, your letter point by point:
Отвечаю, добрейший Николай Александрович, на Ваше письмо по пунктам:
1) Your complaint that I give no word of myself is subject to quashing: some 5–6 days ago I sent you a letter.
1) Ваше сетование на то, что я не подаю о себе весточки, подлежит кассации: дней 5–6 тому назад я послал Вам письмо.
2) I spent about half a month in Peter; having returned, I have already been living in Moscow for almost a month, and in all this time I have not once seen Palmin. Wherever did he learn that I am bleeding out, moping, and afraid of losing my mind? All this is the fruit of the poet’s fancy, heavily seasoned with wine fumes. Coughing blood, God has spared me, I have not had since Peter itself (* I did, but only a very little.). Of moping there can be no talk, since I am merrier than I need be. I have money enough, spring is coming soon, my state of spirits is excellent. I am working a great deal, for I am hurrying to be done with work by April without fail, since in that month I reckon on setting out for the south. There are no grounds that would make me fear an imminent loss of my mind, for I do not swill vodka the livelong day, I do not indulge in spiritism or onanism, I do not read the poet Palmin, and I do not give myself over to idleness.
2) В Питере я пробыл около половины месяца; вернувшись, живу уже в Москве почти месяц и за всё это время ни разу не виделся с Пальминым. Откуда же ему известно, что я истекаю кровью, хандрю и боюсь сойти с ума? Всё это плод фантазии поэта, сильно приправленной винными парами. Кровохарканья, бог миловал, у меня не было с самого Питера (* было, но чуть-чуть.). О хандре не может быть и речи, так как я весел больше, чем нужно. Денег у меня достаточно, весна скоро, состояние духа отменное. Работаю много, ибо спешу покончить с работой непременно к апрелю, так как в этом месяце рассчитываю выехать на юг. Причин, крые заставили бы меня бояться скорого умопомешательства, нет, ибо водки по целым дням я не трескаю, спиритизмом и рукоблудием не занимаюсь, поэта Пальмина не читаю и безделью не предаюсь.
3) I am sending a photograph, in which I look blacker and more serious than I actually am. I have no better photograph. Such as I have, I am glad to give, and for your wish to have my mug in your keeping – many thanks. I am flattered.
3) Посылаю фотографию, где я чернее и серьезнее, чем есмь на самом деле. Лучшей фотографии у меня не имеется. Чем богат, тем и рад, а за желание иметь у себя мою рожу – большое merci. Польщён.
4) In the letter I sent, I asked, besides the book, also for "The Fireman’s Godfather."
4) В посланном мною письме я просил, кроме книги, еще "Кума пожарного".
My regards to Praskovya Nikiforovna and to Fedya.
I have bought myself a lottery ticket. On the 1st of March I shall win 75,000.
Я купил себе выигрышный билет. 1-го марта выиграю 75 000.

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