Letter · 1889

To Al. P. Chekhov, 13 August 1889. Sumy.

Ал. П. ЧЕХОВУ, 13 августа 1889 г. Сумы.

Headnote

A short, brisk errand-letter from Chekhov to his elder brother Alexander ("Al. P. Chekhov"), written from the Lintvaryov estate at Luka near Sumy, where the family was summering in 1889. Alexander had recently married (his second, common-law union, to Natalya Golden); Chekhov’s opening line – "in gratitude for the fact that I did not forbid you to marry" – is a typical piece of the mock-authoritarian needling that runs through their correspondence, with Anton cast as the exasperated elder managing his chaotic, alcoholic brother’s affairs from a distance.

The letter’s business is entirely practical: Alexander, who worked at the St. Petersburg newspaper "Novoye Vremya" (New Times) and its comic supplement "Oskolki" (Splinters), edited by Nikolai Leikin, is instructed to go to the Novoye Vremya bookshop, collect 25 copies each of Chekhov’s story collections "V sumerkakh" ("In the Twilight," 1887) and "Rasskazy" ("Stories," 1888), and ship them to a bookseller in Yalta, Daniil Mikhailovich Gorodetsky, bundling the parcel in with one Leikin was already sending via the "Oskolki" office to save on freight. Alexander is also told to collect and forward Chekhov’s book royalties, as Chekhov reports being completely out of money and unable to travel. The letter closes with a comic curse threatening to sour Alexander’s honeymoon with "sal-ammoniac, alum, and vitriol" if he fails to comply, and signs off with the ironic title "Your brother and benefactor" – a recurring self-mocking signature Chekhov used with Alexander.

13 August 1889. Sumy.
13 августа 1889 г. Сумы.
Journalistic lilliputian!
Журнальный лилипут!
In gratitude for the fact that I did not forbid you to marry, you are obliged to put on new trousers and a hat at once and, without stinking up the road, go to the shop of "Novoye Vremya." There you will: firstly, take 25 copies of "In the Twilight" and 25 copies of "Stories," and with the help of one of the editorial office-boys send these little books through the transport office to the following address: "Yalta, to Daniil Mikhailovich Gorodetsky";
В благодарность за то, что я не запретил тебе жениться, ты обязан немедленно надеть новые штаны и шапку и, не воняя дорогою, пойти в магазин "Нового времени". Здесь ты: во-1-х) возьмешь 25 экз. "В сумерках" и 25 экз. "Рассказов" и с помощью кого-нибудь из редакционных доместиков отправишь сии книжицы через транспортную контору по нижеследующему адресу: "г. Ялта, Даниилу Михайловичу Городецкому";
secondly, take the pennies owed to me for the books and send them to me at once, for which you will oblige me exceedingly, since I am sitting without a kopeck in my pocket and literally have nothing to travel with.
во-2-х) возьмешь гроши, причитающиеся мне за книги, и немедленно вышлешь мне, чем премного обяжешь, ибо я сижу без гроша в кармане и выехать мне буквально не с чем.
You may vary the execution of the first point as follows: having taken the books, go to the "Oskolki" office and start up the following conversation there with Anna Ivanovna:
Исполнение первого пункта ты можешь варьировать так: взявши книги, поехать в контору "Осколков" и завести там с Анной Ивановной такой разговор:
You. Good day. Has Leikin given orders for his books to be sent to Gorodetsky in Yalta?
Ты. Здравствуйте. Не сделал ли Лейкин распоряжение об отсылке в Ялту Городецкому своих книг?
A. I. Yes, he has.
А. И. Да, сделал.
You. Then would you be so kind as to add these little books to your parcel as well? I shall pay part of the expense... etc.
Ты. Так не будете ли вы любезны к Вашей посылке присоединить и сии книжицы? Я уплачу часть расходов... и т. д.
If you do not carry out my orders, then may your honeymoon turn into one of sal-ammoniac, alum, and vitriol!
Если ты не исполнишь моих приказаний, то да обратится твой медовый месяц в нашатырно-квасцово-купоросный!
Written and reproaching you for negligence,
Писал и упрекал в нерадении
Your brother and benefactor.
Твой брат и благодетель.

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