Stories · 1886

Rara Avis

Rara avis

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1 "Rara Avis" ("Rare Bird", 1886) is one of Chekhov’s shortest comic sketches: a single joke condensed into a few lines of dialogue between a crime novelist and a police detective. The novelist asks to be shown every variety of criminal underworld figure – swindlers, murderers, counterfeiters, card-sharps – and the detective agrees readily to each request. Only when the novelist finally asks to be introduced to a few "ideally honest people," needed for contrast in his novel, does the detective have to stop and think.

2 The Latin title – "rare bird," a phrase for something seldom seen – is the whole punchline stated in advance: honest men, in this joke’s logic, are rarer and harder to produce on demand than any criminal. The piece belongs to Chekhov’s mid-1880s run of very short "anekdot" sketches written for the humor press, built entirely around a single compact reversal. No ethnic slurs or offensive language appear in the source.

RARA AVIS*
RARA AVIS*
* Rare bird (Lat.).
* Редкая птица (лат.).
A writer of crime novels is talking with a police detective:
Сочинитель уголовных романов беседует с полицейским сыщиком:
"Would you be so good as to take me to a den of swindlers and tramps..."
– Вы потрудитесь сводить меня в притон мошенников и бродяг...
"With pleasure."
– С удовольствием.
"Introduce me to two or three specimens of murderers..."
– Познакомите меня с двумя-тремя типами убийц...
"That can be done too."
– И это можно.
"I also need to visit some secret dens of vice."
– Необходимо мне побывать также в тайных притонах разврата.
The writer goes on to ask to be introduced to counterfeiters, blackmailers, card-sharps, ladies of easy virtue, and gigolos, and to every request the detective answers:
Далее сочинитель просит познакомить его с фальшивыми монетчиками, шантажистами, шулерами, червонными дамами, альфонсами, и на всё сыщик отвечает:
"That can be done too... As many as you like!"
– И это можно... Сколько хотите!
"One more request," the writer asks at last. "Since in my novel I must, for contrast, also bring in two or three shining characters, would you be so good as to point me toward two or three ideally honest people..."
– Еще одна просьба, – просит в конце концов сочинитель. – Так как в своем романе я должен для контраста вывести две-три светлых личности, то вы потрудитесь также указать мне двух-трех идеально честных людей...
The detective raises his eyes to the ceiling and thinks it over:
Сыщик поднимает глаза к потолку и думает:
"Hm..." he mutters. "All right, we’ll look."
– Гм... – мычит он. – Хорошо, поищем!
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