Stories · 1884

At the Bedside of the Sick Man

У постели больного

Headnote

1 At the Bedside of the Sick Man (“U posteli bol’nogo” in the original) is a brief 1884 sketch, written in dramatic form – stage directions and dialogue – in the vein of the theater-adjacent playlets Chekhov produced throughout his early Antosha Chekhonte years. It belongs to a small cluster of comic pieces built entirely on medical professionalism turned against the patient it is meant to serve.

Two doctors, Popov and Miller, stand over their patient and conduct an argument that is really about method and standing rather than about the man in the bed: conservative treatment versus a change of regimen, punctuated with the Latin tags of the trade. The sick man himself is reduced to a background presence, groaning, peering anxiously at the window and the next room, worried above all about being overheard by his neighbors and losing face as “a family man, a man in service.” The joke turns on the gap between the doctors’ abstract, self-important debate and the patient’s small, concrete terror of scandal – Chekhov’s economy is at its most compressed here, the whole piece scarcely longer than the argument it stages.

At the bedside of a sick man stand the doctors Popov and miller-bedside/">Miller, arguing:
У постели больного стоят доктора Попов и Миллер и спорят:
Popov. I confess, I am a poor adherent of the conservative
Попов. Я, признаться, плохой приверженец консервативного
method.
метода.
Miller. Colleague, I say nothing to you about conservatism...
Миллер. Я, коллега, ничего не говорю вам о консерватизме...
That is your affair, to believe or not to believe, to acknowledge or not to acknowledge... I speak of the regimen,
Дело ваше верить или не верить, признавать и не признавать... Я говорю о режиме,
which ought to be changed in concreto... in actuality
который следовало бы изменить in concreto... в действительности
(Latin).
(лат.).
The sick man. Ohh! (Rises from the bed with an effort, goes to the door and
Больной. Ox! (Встает через силу с постели, идет к двери и
timidly peers into the next room.) These days even the walls have ears.
робко заглядывает в соседнюю комнату.) Нынче ведь и стены слышат.
Popov. He complains of a tightness in his chest... a pressure...
Попов. Он жалуется, что у него в груди теснит... жмет...
a choking... There is no doing without a strong stimulant...
душит... Не обойтись без сильного возбуждающего...
The sick man groans and timidly peers out the window.
Больной стонет и робко заглядывает в окно.
Miller. But before administering a stimulant, I should ask you
Миллер. Но прежде, чем давать возбуждающее, я просил бы вас
to attend to his constitution...
обратить внимание на его конституцию...
The sick man (turning pale). Ah, gentlemen, don’t speak so
Больной (побледнев). Ах, господа, не говорите так
loudly! I am a family man... a man in service... People are walking under the windows... I have servants...
громко! Я человек семейный... служащий... Под окнами люди ходят... у меня
Ah! (Waves his hand hopelessly.)
прислуга... Ах! (Безнадежно машет рукой.)
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