Stories · 1883

Little Brother

Братец

Headnote

1 Little Brother (“Bratets” in the original) appeared in 1883, when Chekhov was twenty-three and turning out these small comic scenes for the weekly humor papers at a rate that paid the family’s bills. It belongs to a recognizable minor genre of his early work: the domestic playlet, almost pure dialogue, staged on a single piece of furniture – here, a window looking down on a muddy street – and resolved before either speaker has moved.

2 The joke turns on a family melodrama that collapses the instant it is tested. A young clerk pleads with his sister to break off her engagement to a merchant he calls, in one breath, a peasant, a boor, and a crook – working himself up to a supposed secret, a shameful thing he claims to know about the fianc\’e, withheld for maximum suspense. When his sister finally demands he name it, he has nothing: he was joking, he says, and do as you like. The tirade was never about the merchant at all; it was performance, and the performance runs out of material exactly when the plot requires him to deliver.

3 The gift wrapped in the bundle – sugar, tea, chicory coffee, raisins, pomade – does the same work the dialogue does: it is the fianc\’e’s whole case for himself, presented in kind rather than in words, and the brother inspects and dismisses each item with the same reflexive contempt he has just spent two pages performing. The misspelled name on the bundle, sounded out with relish (“Mitry Nekolaev... you hear?”), is the one piece of evidence the brother actually has against the match – a man who cannot spell his own name – and it is also the joke: it is beneath the dignity of a real argument, which is precisely why he reaches for it.

4 Chekhov gives no verdict on any of it – not on the sister’s tears, not on the brother’s evident hollowness, not on whether the marriage is in fact a mistake. The scene ends exactly where it started, mid-sentence, the secret unrevealed because it never existed. Slight as the piece is, it already shows the young Antosha Chekhonte’s instinct for letting a scene’s own momentum expose a character, rather than telling the reader what to think of him.

A young woman stood at the window, gazing pensively down at the muddy pavement. Behind her stood a young man in a clerk’s uniform coat. He was pulling at his little mustache and saying, in a trembling voice:
У окна стояла молодая девушка и задумчиво глядела на грязную мостовую. Сзади нее стоял молодой человек в чиновничьем вицмундире. Он теребил свои усики и говорил дрожащим голосом:
– Come to your senses, sister! It’s not too late! Do me this one kindness! Refuse him, that potbellied grain-dealer, that Russian peasant lump! Spit on that thick-mugged anathema, devil take him! Well, do me this one kindness!
– Опомнись, сестра! Еще не поздно! Сделай такую милость! Откажи ты этому пузатому лабазнику, кацапу этому! Плюнь ты на эту анафему толстомордую, чтоб ему ни дна, ни покрышки! Ну, сделай ты такую милость!
– I can’t, little brother! I gave him my word.
– Не могу, братец! Я ему слово дала.
– I’m begging you! Have pity on our family name! You’re a well-born lady, a personal gentlewoman, with an education, and he’s a kvass-seller, a peasant, a boor! A boor! Understand that, you unreasonable girl! He trades in stinking kvass and rotten herring! He’s a crook! You gave him your word yesterday, and this very morning he cheated our cook out of five kopecks! He squeezes the poor to the bone! Well, and where are your dreams now? Eh? My God, Lord! Eh? You do love, listen, our Mishka Trekhkhvostov from the department, you dream of him! And he loves you...
– Умоляю! Пожалей ты нашу фамилию! Ты благородная, личная дворянка, с образованием, а ведь он квасник, мужик, хам! Хам! Пойми ты это, неразумная! Вонючим квасом да тухлыми селедками торгует! Жулик ведь! Ты ему вчера слово дала, а он сегодня же утром нашу кухарку на пятак обсчитал! Жилы тянет с бедного народа! Ну, а где твои мечтания? А? Боже ты мой, господи! А? Ты же ведь, послушай, нашего департаментского Мишку Треххвостова любишь, о нем мечтаешь! И он тебя любит...
The sister flushed. Her chin trembled, her eyes filled with tears. It was plain that her little brother had struck the most sensitive “center.”
Сестра вспыхнула. Подбородок ее задрожал, глаза наполнились слезами. Видно было, что братец попал в самую чувствительную "центру".
– And you’re ruining yourself, and ruining Mishka too... The poor fellow’s taken to drink! Ah, sister, sister! You were tempted by boorish capital, by little earrings and bracelets. You’re marrying for calculation, some blockhead... some swinishness... You’re marrying an ignoramus... Can’t even sign his own name properly! “Mitry Nekolaev.” “Ne”... you hear?.. Nekolaev... Sscoundrel! Old, coarse, clod-footed... Well, do me this kindness!
– И себя губишь, и Мишку губишь... Запил малый! Эх, сестра, сестра! Польстилась ты на хамские капиталы, на сережечки да браслетки. Выходишь по расчету за дурмана какого-то... за свинство... За невежу выходишь... Фамилии путем подписать не умеет! "Митрий Неколаев". "Не"... слышишь?.. Неколаев... Ссскатина! Стар, грубый, сиволапый... Ну, сделай ты милость!
Little brother’s voice broke and grew hoarse. Little brother coughed and wiped his eyes. And his chin, too, began to jump.
Голос братца дрогнул и засипел. Братец закашлялся и вытер глаза. И его подбородок запрыгал.
– I gave him my word, little brother... And besides, our poverty has grown loathsome to me...
– Слово дала, братец... Да и бедность наша опротивела...
– I’ll say it, then, since it’s come to that! I didn’t want to sully myself in your opinion, but I’ll say it... Better to lose my good name than to see my own sister brought to ruin... Listen, Katya, I know a secret about your grain-dealer. If you learn this secret, you’ll refuse him on the spot... Here’s what the secret is... Do you know in what filthy place I once ran into him? Do you know? Eh?
– Скажу, коли уж на то пошло! Не хотел пачкать себя в твоем мнении, а скажу... Лучше реноме потерять, чем сестру родную в погибели видеть... Послушай, Катя, я про твоего лабазника тайну одну знаю. Если ты узнаешь эту тайну, то сразу от него откажешься... Вот какая тайна... Ты знаешь, в каком пакостном месте я однажды с ним встретился? Знаешь? А?
– Where?
– В каком?
Little brother opened his mouth to answer, but he was interrupted. A fellow in a long coat and dirty boots came into the room, carrying a large bundle. He crossed himself and stood by the door.
Братец раскрыл рот, чтобы ответить, но ему помешали. В комнату вошел парень в поддевке, грязных сапогах и с большим кульком в руках. Он перекрестился и стал у двери.
– Mitry Terentyich sends his bow to you, – he said, turning to little brother, – and bids me wish you a good Sunday, sir... And here’s this, sir, into your own hands, sir.
– Кланялси вам Митрий Терентьич, – обратился он к братцу, – и велели вас с воскресным днем проздравить-с... А вот это самое-с в собственные руки-с.
Little brother frowned, took the bundle, glanced into it, and gave a contemptuous smirk.
Братец нахмурился, взял кулек, взглянул в него и презрительно усмехнулся.
– What’s this? Rubbish, no doubt... Hm... Some sort of sugar-loaf...
– Что тут? Чепуха, должно быть... Гм... Голова сахару какая-то...
Little brother pulled a sugar-loaf out of the bundle, took the paper cap off it, and flicked it with his finger.
Братец вытащил из кулька голову сахару, снял с нее колпак и пощелкал по сахару пальцем.
– Hm... Whose factory is this sugar from? Bobrinsky’s? So that’s it... And this, tea? It smells of something... Some sort of sardines... Pomade, neither here nor there... raisins full of grit... He wants to sweeten me up, wants to curry favor... No, my dear fellow! You won’t sweeten us up! And what’s he shoved this chicory coffee in for? I don’t drink it. Coffee’s bad for you... It works on the nerves... Fine, off you go! Give him my bow!
– Гм... Чьей фабрики сахар? Бобринского? То-то... А это чай? Воняет чем-то... Сардины какие-то... Помада ни к селу ни к городу... изюм с сором... Задобрить хочет, подлизывается... Не-ет-с, милый дружок! Нас не задобришь! А для чего это он цикорного кофею всунул? Я не пью. Кофей вредно пить... На нервы действует... Хорошо, ступай! Кланяйся там!
The fellow went out. The sister sprang to her brother, seized him by the arm... Her brother’s words had worked powerfully on her. One more word and... the grain-dealer would have been in trouble!
Парень вышел. Сестра подскочила к брату, схватила его за руку... Брат сильно подействовал на нее своими словами. Еще бы слово и... несдобровать бы лабазнику!
– Speak, then! Speak! Where did you see him?
– Говори же! Говори! Где ты его видел?
– Nowhere. I was joking... Do as you like! – said little brother, and once more tapped his finger against the sugar.
– Нигде. Я пошутил... Делай, как знаешь! – сказал братец и еще раз постукал пальцем по сахару.

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