Letter · 1887

To F. O. Shekhtel, 11 April 1887. Taganrog.

Ф. О. ШЕХТЕЛЮ, 11 апреля 1887 г. Таганрог.

Headnote

1 Written on 11 April 1887 from Taganrog, Chekhov’s home town, at the start of the long southern journey (through the Donets steppe and the Crimea to the Caucasus) that would feed directly into "The Steppe" the following year. The addressee is Fyodor Osipovich Schechtel, the architect and stage designer – later famous as the leading figure of Moscow Art Nouveau – who was one of Chekhov’s closest friends and correspondents in the mid-1880s, hence the joking honorific "Maestro."

2 The letter is a rapid burst of travel-grumbling comedy: cold wind, stomach trouble, bad food, filthy streets, and a dislike of the local population, all itemized in short clipped sentences. It moves through private in-jokes about a return train ticket, a debt ("пручент," a mock-mangled form of the word for percentage/interest), and a barbed compliment to Schechtel’s talent as an architect – Chekhov says if he were that good he’d tear Taganrog down. It closes with a glancing reference to a woman he is about to visit and a question about a mutual acquaintance’s dogs.

11 April 1887. Taganrog.
11 апреля 1887 г. Таганрог.
Dearest Maestro!
Милейший Маэстро!
I am in the south!!! Though that doesn’t mean I’m warm. This is the 6th day now that a cold wind has been blowing in Taganrog, forcing one into a warm overcoat.
Я на юге!!! Впрочем, из этого не следует, что мне тепло. Вот уже 6-й день, как в Таганроге дует холодный ветер, заставляющий облачаться в теплое пальто.
I’m bored and out of sorts. I have diarrhea. Little money. The future uncertain. The locals have grown loathsome. The food is bad. The streets are filthy. I sleep at the wrong hours.
Мне скучно и скверно. У меня понос. Денег мало. Будущее неопределенно. Обыватели опротивели. Еда плохая. Улицы грязны. Сплю не вовремя.
When the wind stops blowing I’ll travel further. My address is the town of Taganrog, the house of M. E. Chekhov. All letters will be forwarded to me from there.
Когда ветер перестанет дуть, я поеду дальше. Мой адрес г. Таганрог, д. М. Е. Чехова. Отсюда мне будут пересылаться все письма.
If the Nazarovs are capable of something besides mere ravishment – of great feats as well – then send the return ticket by registered post and no other way. You may also not send it, since no earthquake or flood will come of that.
Если Назаровы способны не на одно только изнасилование, а и на великие подвиги, то обратный билет вышлите не иначе как заказным. Можете и не высылать, так как от этого землетрясения и потопа не будет.
Taganrog is a very fine town. If I were as talented an architect as you are, I would tear it down.
Таганрог очень хороший город. Если бы я был таким талантливым архитектором, как Вы, то сломал бы его.
A "pruchent" is owed you: I am brokering with my uncle to spare you the angels. Unclean spirits suit you better than clean ones.
За Вами "пручент": я маклерую у дяди, чтобы избавить Вас от ангелов. Нечистые духи Вам более к лицу, чем чистые.
I’m off now to see a certain little lady. I shall be "writing" at her place. Farewell. Avoid wine and women.
Еду сейчас к одной дамочке. Буду у нее "писать" Прощайте. Избегайте вина и женщин.
Your A. Chekhov.
How are Nikolai’s mad dogs getting on?
Как поживают бешеные собаки Николая?

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