Letter · 1888

To Al. P. Chekhov, 13 October 1888. Moscow.

Ал. П. ЧЕХОВУ, 13 октября 1888 г. Москва.

Headnote

1 Written from Moscow on 13 October 1888 to Chekhov’s elder brother Alexander, a journalist on Suvorin’s newspaper "New Times." It opens with news that Chekhov has won the Pushkin Prize and moves quickly into a mock-scolding review of a drunken episode in Alexander’s own recent conduct, which Suvorin had reported to Chekhov by letter.

2 Chekhov shares the prize news and needles Alexander for failing to place a book advertisement to go with it, then addresses at length a report that some officer had beaten Alexander after the latter, drunk, made a scene – Chekhov says he smoothed the story over with Suvorin and lectures Alexander on drinking honestly and openly rather than lying about it. He mentions a leading article he placed with Suvorin’s paper, passes along family and business news (a relative’s marriage, a request for copies of his own books and of Bezhetsky’s "On the Road"), delivers a pointed comparison of Alexander to their father’s own tendency to overexplain himself to people who hadn’t asked, and closes with a plan to buy a farmstead once book sales improve, then the sign-off wishing Alexander well and sending regards to "the pups."

3 "Suvorin" is Alexei Sergeyevich Suvorin, Chekhov’s publisher, who reported the officer incident to Chekhov by letter; his unnamed father-in-law is invoked twice as an example of a heavy but open drinker, distinct from Suvorin himself. "à la Mitrofan Yegorovich" (6) compares Suvorin’s naive question about "binge-drinking" to the manner of the Chekhov family’s own uncle in Taganrog, Mitrofan Yegorovich Chekhov, established elsewhere in this correspondence as a kindly, guileless figure – the phrase characterizes Suvorin’s tone, not a claim that the uncle himself is involved in this incident. "Fyodorov,Gay," and "Zhitel" (6,) are three distinct men associated with the "New Times" circle – Zhitel is the established pen name of the columnist Alexander Dyakov; Gay and Fyodorov are otherwise unidentified colleagues, kept as separate names so neither is conflated with the other or with Suvorin. "M. M. Chokhov" (10) is a distinct, otherwise-unidentified relative sharing the family’s joking surname-variant "Chokhov" already established in this correspondence as a byword for a certain kind of fool; here it is used as an actual person’s name for a relative who is marrying, not as the mocking epithet, and the two uses should not be conflated. "Pokrovsky,Alferachikha," and "Shcherbina" (13) are three separate, otherwise-unidentified acquaintances of the Chekhov father, Pavel Yegorovich (called "the old fater," a Germanic-inflected family nickname, in the same section) – kept distinct in translation. Bezhetsky (12) is the established pen name already used elsewhere in this correspondence; his book title "По пути" is rendered literally as "On the Road.Цуцыкам" (15, "the pups") is the same affectionate-derisive family idiom for Alexander’s young sons used throughout this correspondence and is kept as "the pups" here.

13 October 1888. Moscow.
13 октября 1888 г. Москва.
13 October.
13 октябрь.
Drunkard!
Пьяница!
Your trip to the Academy was not wasted: I received the prize. Since you too took part in crowning me with laurels, a portion of my heart is sent to you as well. Take this portion and eat it up.
Хождение твое в Академию не пропало даром: премию я получил. Так как и ты принимал участие в увенчании меня лаврами, то часть моего сердца посылается и тебе. Возьми сию часть и скушай.
You are not a commercial man at all. In the issue where the prize was announced, a large advertisement about my books ought to have been placed. Bear in mind that the prize will be announced officially on the 19th of October. So the advertisement about the books ought to run on both the 19th and the 20th.
Ты человек совсем не коммерческий. В том No, где было объявлено о премии, нужно было поместить крупное объявление о моих книжках. Имей в виду, что о премии будет объявлено официально 19-го октября. Стало быть, объявление о книгах должно быть и 19 и 20.
Suvorin informed me that some officer gave you a thrashing, and that this same officer allegedly promised, while he was at it, to give Fyodorov and Suvorin a thrashing too. Informing me of this bit of family joy, Suvorin good-naturedly, à la Mitrofan Yegorovich, inquires: "What is this binge-drinking? My father-in-law drank himself into binges too..." and so on. I explained to him what binge-drinking is, but I rejected the hallucination. The "officer" I explained differently. I wrote that in your drunken guise you are prone to hyperbole and ecstasy: you go misty-eyed, forget your rank and station, let your lower lip droop, talk nonsense, shout to the whole world that you are a Chekhov, and the next morning you’re sick... In the evening and at night you lie, and in the morning you’re sick... I asked him either to dismiss you or to place you under Zhitel’s supervision.
Суворин известил меня, что тебя вздул какой-то офицер, крый якобы кстати обещался заодно уж поколотить и Федорова и Суворина. Извещая меня о таковой семейной радости, Суворин благодушно, à la Митрофан Егорович, вопрошает: "Что это такое запой? У меня тоже тесть пил запоем..." и проч. Я объяснил ему, что такое запой, но галлюцинацию отверг. "Офицера" я объяснил иначе. Я написал, что в пьяном образе ты склонен к гиперболам и экстазу: ты туманишься, забываешь чин свой и звание, оттягиваешь вниз губу, несешь чепуху, кричишь всему миру, что ты Чехов, и наутро рвешь... Вечером и ночью врешь, а утром рвешь... Просил я его, чтоб он тебя уволил или отдал под надзор Жителя.
I recently sent Suvorin a leading article. They printed it and asked for more. I won’t be writing leading articles myself, but I advise you to take them up. They will at once put you in your proper place.
Недавно я послал Суворину передовую. Напечатали и еще попросили. Передовых писать я не буду, но тебе советую приняться за них. Они сразу поставят тебя на подобающее место.
NB. When you happen to be drunk, don’t hide it from the editorial office and don’t make excuses. It’s better to act openly, the way Suvorin’s father-in-law, Gay, and Zhitel acted. And above all, try to nail yourself firmly to your work; then no one will hold a fellow’s boldness against him.
NВ. Когда бываешь выпивши, не прячь этого от редакции и не оправдывайся. Лучше начистоту действовать, как действовали тесть Суворина, Гей и Житель. А главное – старайся прочно пригвоздиться к делу, тогда никто не поставит удаль в укор молодцу.
And what the devil is there to drink for, anyway? If you’re going to drink, drink in the company of decent people, not solo and not God knows with whom. A tipsy state is a burst of feeling, an intoxication of spirit – so see to it that it stays that way, a burst of feeling, and don’t turn vodka into something snack-table-dismal, sniveling, and vomit-making – ugh!
Да и на какой леший пить? Пить так уж в компании порядочных людей, а не solo и не чёрт знает с кем. Подшофейное состояние – это порыв, увлечение, так и делай так, чтоб это было порывом, а делать из водки нечто закусочно-мрачное, сопливое, рвотное – тьфу!
Everyone here is well. M. M. Chokhov is marrying a merchant’s daughter and taking a dowry of 10 thousand, which I wish for you too.
Все наши здравствуют. M. M. Чохов женится на купеческой девице и берет 10 т приданого, чего и тебе желаю.
If it’s no trouble, send me 5 copies each of both my books, by parcel post with delivery. If the printing house will let me know the costs of publishing the "Stories," I shall be flattered.
Если не затруднит, вышли мне посылкою с доставкой обеих моих книг по 5 экз. Если типография познакомит меня с расходами по изданию "Рассказов", то буду польщен.
Add to the parcel 1 copy of Bezhetsky’s "On the Road"; ask the author to grace his book with a facsimile.
К посылке приобщи 1 экз. "По пути" Бежецкого; попроси у автора: пусть украсит свою книгу факсимиле.
In dealing with people, have more sincerity and heart, more silence and simplicity of manner. Be rude when you’re angry, laugh when it’s funny, and answer when you’re asked. Father used to smile at customers and guests even when he was sick to his stomach from Swiss cheese; he would answer Pokrovsky when the man wasn’t asking him anything at all, and he wrote things that shouldn’t have been written in his petition to Alferachikha and in his letter to Shcherbina... You are dreadfully like the old fater in this respect! For instance, if an officer really did give you a thrashing, why go ringing bells about it? He gave you a thrashing, well, so be it, and the editorial office has nothing to do with it – it can neither help you nor protect itself from a beating.
В отношениях с людьми побольше искренности и сердца, побольше молчания и простоты в обращении. Будь груб, когда сердит, смейся, когда смешно, и отвечай, когда спрашивают. Отец улыбался покупателям и гостям даже тогда, когда его тошнило от швейцарского сыра; отвечал он Покровскому, когда тот вовсе ни о чем его не спрашивал, писал в прошении к Алферачихе и в письме к Щербине то, чего писать не следовало... Ты ужасно похож в этом отношении на фатера! Например, если в самом деле тебя вздул офицер, то зачем трезвонить об этом? Вздул, ну так тому и быть, а редакция тут ни при чем – ни помочь, ни сама уберечься от побоев она не может.
If we manage to do a decent trade in books, we’ll buy a farmstead. Save your money: for 600 roubles I can buy you a scrap of land in a place such as you’ve never dreamed of. If I buy a farmstead, I’ll divide the land into parcels, and each parcel will come to no more than 500-600 roubles. A tolerable structure, one fit to live in, also costs no more than 500-600 roubles, depending on the number of rooms. Reckon 100 roubles per room.
Если мы будем сносно торговать книгами, то купим хутор. Копи деньги: за 600 рублей я могу купить тебе клочок земли в таком месте, какое тебе никогда не снилось. Если я куплю хутор, то разделю земли на части, и каждая часть обойдется не дороже 500–600 руб. Сносная постройка, в которой жить можно, стоит тоже не больше 500–600 руб., судя по количеству комнат. На каждую комнату полагай 100 руб.
Будь здоров и кланяйся цуцыкам.
Your A. Chekhov.
Твой А. Чехов.

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