Letter · 1890

To N. M. Lintvareva, 5 March 1890. Moscow.

H. M. ЛИНТВАРЕВОЙ, 5 марта 1890 г. Москва.

Headnote

This is a letter to Natalya Mikhailovna Lintvareva – addressed throughout by her family nickname "Trosha" – one of the daughters of Aleksandra Vasilyevna Lintvareva, on whose Sumy-district estate (Luka, on the Psyol river) the Chekhov family had summered since 1888. It was written a bare month before Chekhov’s departure across Siberia for the Sakhalin penal colony (he left Moscow on 21 April 1890), and the letter’s news of that plan – still six weeks off – is its real occasion.

Content: Chekhov opens with a small mock-confession of financial wrongdoing – he had placed a classified notice for the Lintvarevs’ mill in the newspaper "Novoye Vremya," charged Aleksandra Vasilyevna the going commercial rate of 60 kopecks a line (six rubles for ten lines), then discovered from the paper’s own account that he had in fact been billed only 1 ruble 80 kopecks, presumably a contributor’s discount extended to him as a "Novoye Vremya" regular. He reckons the overcharge at 4 rubles 20 kopecks and jokingly declares it a debt to the family. He then asks after Trosha’s health (a persistent cough, noted secondhand via "Countess Lida") and needles her about still bathing in the Psyol. The letter’s center of gravity is the announcement of the Sakhalin trip: departure in April, return expected in December, route out via Siberia (some 11,000 versts) and back by sea. He explicitly denies that anyone "commissioned" him to go – the trip and its considerable expense are his own initiative – and jokes grimly about the real hazards (bears, escaped convicts) with the gallows-humor request not to be remembered unkindly if either kills him. He promises to send the resulting book (what became "Ostrov Sakhalin") the moment it appears, warning in advance that it will be dry and statistics-heavy. He closes with greetings to two more Lintvareva sisters who practiced as doctors, and a formal bow to Aleksandra Vasilyevna.

5 March 1890. Moscow.
5 марта 1890 г. Москва.
5 March.
5 марта.
Trosha, be it known to you that I have cruelly swindled the Lintvarev family. Here is the matter. Sometime this summer Aleksandra Vasilyevna asked me to have a notice about the mill printed in "Novoye Vremya." Reckoning at 60 kopecks a line, I charged Aleksandra Vasilyevna six rubles for ten lines. The other day I received a bill from the offices of "Novoye Vremya," in which it appears that I was charged only 1 ruble 80 kopecks for the notice. I don’t know how to account for such cheapness. It must be a discount to me as a contributor. So it turns out, esteemed Trosha, that I have cheated your family out of exactly 4 rubles 20 kopecks, which I ask you to consider owed by me.
Троша, сим извещаю Вас, что я жестоко надул фамилию Линтваревых. Дело вот в чем. Как-то летом Александра Васильевна поручила мне напечатать в "Новом времени" объявление о мельнице. Считая по 60 коп. за строчку, я взял с А В за десять строк шесть рублей. На днях же я получил из конторы "Нового времени" счет, в котором значится, что за объявление с меня взяли только 1 р. 80 к. Не знаю, чем объяснить такую дешевизну. Должно быть, уступка мне как сотруднику. Итак, значит, уважаемая Троша, я обманул Ваше семейство ровно на 4 р. 20 к., каковые и прошу считать в долгу за мною.
How are you getting on? Countess Lida told me you keep coughing. That is not good. Are you and the doctor still bathing in the Psyol, I suppose?
Как Вы поживаете? Графиня Лида говорила мне, что Вы всё кашляете. Это нехорошо. Должно быть, Вы и доктор до сих пор еще купаетесь в Псле?
As for me, I cough too, but I am alive and, it seems, well. I shall not be with you this summer, as in April, on business of my own, I am leaving for the island of Sakhalin, from which I shall return in December. I am going there by way of Siberia (eleven thousand versts), and from there by sea. Misha, I believe, wrote to you that someone is supposedly sending me there on assignment, but that is nonsense. I am sending myself, at my own expense. On Sakhalin there are many bears and escaped convicts, so that in case the gentlemen beasts should dine on me, or some tramp should knife me, I ask you not to remember me unkindly.
Что касается меня, то я тоже кашляю, но жив и, кажется, здоров. Этим летом у Вас не буду, так как в апреле по своим надобностям уезжаю на остров Сахалин, откуда вернусь в декабре. Туда еду через Сибирь (11 тысяч верст), а оттуда морем. Миша, кажется, писал Вам, что меня будто кто-то командирует туда, но это вздор. Я сам себя командирую, на собственный счет. На Сахалине много медведей и беглых, так что в случае, если мною пообедают господа звери или зарежет какой-нибудь бродяга, то прошу не поминать лихом.
Of course, if I manage and am able to write what I want about Sakhalin, I shall send you the book the moment it comes out; it will be dull, specialized, consisting of nothing but figures, but allow me to count on your indulgence: reading it, you will hold back your yawns...
Конечно, если успею и сумею написать о Сахалине то, что хочу, то пришлю Вам книгу тотчас же по выходе ее в свет; она будет скучна, специальна, состоять будет из одних только цифр, но позвольте рассчитывать на Вашу снисходительность: читая ее, Вы будете удерживать зевоту...
To the esteemed doctors – Elena Mikhailovna and Zinaida Mikhailovna – my most heartfelt greetings. To Aleksandra Vasilyevna I bow to the ground.
Уважаемым докторам – Елене Михайловне и Зинаиде Михайловне самый сердечный привет. Александре Васильевне кланяюсь до земли.
Keep well and prosper.
Будьте здоровы и благополучны.
Devotedly yours, A. Chekhov.
Душевно преданный А. Чехов.

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