Letter · 1890

To N. A. Leikin, 31 March 1890. Moscow.

Н. А. ЛЕЙКИНУ, 31 марта 1890 г. Москва.

Headnote

a full Easter letter to Nikolai Alexandrovich Leikin, editor of the humor magazine "Oskolki" ("Fragments") and of the collection "Пёстрые рассказы" ("Motley Stories"), with a salutation, several distinct topics developed in ordinary prose, closing courtesies, greetings to named third parties, and a full signature.

Dated 31 March 1890, Moscow – roughly three weeks before Chekhov’s departure for Sakhalin (he left Moscow in late April 1890, traveling overland to Siberia and then down the Amur and by sea). The letter is an Easter greeting that pivots into practical business connected with the imminent journey.

-: An Easter greeting to Leikin, with a wry medical joke (Chekhov, himself a physician) about overeating at the festive table bringing on gastrointestinal trouble. -: Travel logistics – Chekhov is waiting for the Kama river to break up (open to navigation) before setting out, expects not to see Leikin again until December, and asks him to keep writing. The passage alludes to the parable of the rich man and Lazarus (Luke 16:19-31): in torment, the rich man begs for a mere fingertip of water from Lazarus to cool his tongue. Chekhov casts his own exile to Sakhalin as that torment, for which Leikin’s letters would be the sole small mercy from "the other world." Left as image, not explained in-text, per the no-added- verdict style rule. He also says he will send his addresses for Sakhalin, Japan, China, and India as the journey proceeds (his return route in fact went via Ceylon, not India or Japan, though at this point in 1890 the route was not yet fixed; render as written). -: A description of the sudden Moscow spring, having been housebound through February and March; a stray comic hyperbole comparing Neskuchny Garden to Tahiti; and a worry that the dry spring could turn into a typhoid outbreak. -: A short, deadpan quasi-scientific digression on soil sanitation and disease transmission – Chekhov writing in his physician’s register, continuing directly from the typhoid remark in. -: Business: Chekhov is waiting on a financial settlement from Leikin for "Пёстрые рассказы" ("Motley Stories," Chekhov’s 1886 story collection, which Leikin had published) and says he is counting on that money to fund the Sakhalin trip; he cannot easily depart until the accounts are settled. -: A question about whether Viktor Viktorovich Bilibin (a fellow contributor to "Oskolki," a longtime correspondent of both Chekhov and Leikin) has received a posting/assignment to the Caucasus. -: A brief, ironic aside that rumors of widespread flogging in Moscow are exaggerated – corporal punishment (of servants, peasants, or as a legal/administrative penalty) was a live and sometimes darkly joked-about topic in the period press; left plain, undramatized,. -: Regards to named members of Leikin’s household/circle and a closing wish for his well-being. -: Signature, "Ваш А. Чехов" / "Yours, A. Chekhov."

31 March 1890. Moscow.
31 марта 1890 г. Москва.
31 March.
31 март.
Christ is risen, kindest Nikolai Alexandrovich! I congratulate you on the feast and on breaking the fast. I wish you health, salvation, and every good speed in all things, and above all – that the abundance of earthly blessings at your festive table not bring on the consequences medicine lists under the heading of gastrointestinal ailments. May heaven keep your guests!
Христос воскрес, добрейший Николай Александрович! Поздравляю Вас с праздником и разговевши. Желаю Вам здравия, спасения, во всем благого поспешения, а главное – чтобы изобилие благ земных на Вашей праздничной трапезе не повлекло бы за собой последствий, предусмотренных медициною в отделе желудочно-кишечных заболеваний. Да хранит небо гостей Ваших!
Soon I set off on my journey. I am waiting for the Kama to open. We shall see each other again in December, and meanwhile I ask you not to remember me, sinner that I am, unkindly. I will write to you from time to time, in the hope that you will not leave me without your letters. In exile I shall be like the rich man to Lazarus, for whom a finger thrust through from the other world serves as comfort – and as for letters, there is nothing more to say. On Sakhalin I shall live no less than two months. You can imagine the boredom I shall feel in the evenings. I will send you my Sakhalin, Japanese, Chinese, and Indian addresses, and will keep you informed in good time.
Скоро я отправляюсь в путь. Жду вскрытия Камы. Увидимся мы с Вами в декабре, а пока прошу не поминать лихом меня грешного. Буду Вам писать изредка в надежде, что Вы не оставите меня без Ваших писем. В изгнании я буду подобен богатому Лазарю, для которого перст, просунутый из другого света, служит отрадою, о письмах же и говорить нечего. На Сахалине я проживу не меньше двух месяцев. Можете вообразить ту скуку, какую я буду испытывать по вечерам. Свои сахалинские, японские, китайские и индийские адреса сообщу и буду сообщать своевременно.
What a spring, though! Yesterday I gave in to temptation and went to Neskuchny Garden. Since I had sat at home without stirring the whole of February and March and had not noticed the passage from winter to spring, in Neskuchny it seemed to me as though I had gone straight from a snowdrift to the islands of Tahiti. The weather is excellent, and, unfortunately, there is no rain. I am afraid this spring drought may break out into something like typhoid fever.
Какая, однако, весна! Вчера я соблазнился и поехал в Нескучный сад. Так как весь февраль и март я просидел дома безвыходно и не заметил перехода от зимы к весне, то в Нескучном мне показалось, как будто я из сугроба попал прямо на острова Таити. Погода отличная и, к сожалению, нет дождей. Боюсь, как бы это весеннее бездождие не разразилось чем-нибудь вроде брюшного тифа.
When every kind of putrefactive process and so on is taking place in the soil, it is important, from a sanitary point of view, that the pores of the contaminated soil, which harbor the seeds of disease, be filled with water, so that in this mechanical way communication between those seeds and the atmospheric air is blocked.
Когда в почве происходят всякие процессы гниения и проч., то важно в санитарном отношении, чтобы поры загрязненной почвы, содержащей в себе зародыши болезней, были наполнены водою и чтобы таким образом механически было заграждено сообщение этих зародышей с атмосферным воздухом.
I was promised that by April I would settle accounts for "Motley Stories." But to this day I have received neither the accounts nor answers to my letters. And I was counting heavily on "Motley Stories" where my journey is concerned. At the very least it will be hard for me to set out before I have settled my money matters.
Обещано мне было, что я к апрелю покончу счеты за "Пестрые рассказы". Но до сих пор я не получал ни счетов, ни ответов на свои письма. А на "Пестрые рассказы" в рассуждении своего путешествия я сильно рассчитывал. По крайней мере мне трудно будет выехать, прежде чем я не урегулирую свои денежные отношения.
They say Bilibin has been given an assignment to the Caucasus. Is it true? I am very glad.
Говорят, что Билибин получил командировку на Кавказ. Правда ли? Очень рад.
For the time being all is well in Moscow. The rumors of flogging everywhere in Moscow are greatly exaggerated.
Пока в Москве всё обстоит благополучно. Слухи о повсеместной в Москве порке сильно преувеличены.
My humble regards to Praskovya Nikiforovna, Fedya, and Spiridon Matveyevich.
Keep well and prosper, and do not forget us sinners.
Будьте здоровы и благополучны и не забывайте нас грешных.
Yours, A. Chekhov.

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