Letter · 1891

To the Chekhovs, April 1891. Naples.

ЧЕХОВЫМ, 4 (16) апреля 1891 г. Неаполь.

Headnote

A short, cheerful letter of 4 (16) April 1891, from Naples, to the Chekhov family back in Moscow – Chekhov’s party (with Suvorin) having now moved on from Rome (source/headnote) to Naples, the next stop on the celebrated spring 1891 European travel series. dateline, header date, an arrival note about the family’s letters, a description of Vesuvius and the view from a hilltop monastery, a riff on the Naples shops, a joke about a catalogue for Semashko, a note on the aquarium, an anecdote from the barber’s, a mock-grumble about presents withheld, signature, and a one-line postscript about coming home for Easter.

Chekhov reports reaching Naples and finding five letters waiting at the post office, joking that even Vesuvius was touched by such devotion from his relatives. He describes the volcano half-hidden in cloud, visible mainly in the evenings, and the panoramic view from the embankment and from the monastery of St. Martini, which he compares to a view he once had climbing a mountain by rail in Hong Kong. He marvels at the Naples arcade and shops, addressing his sister Masha and Lika Mizinova directly and imagining they would be beside themselves with delight. He asks that Semashko be told no single shop catalogue could be found – a mock dig at his friend’s exacting tastes. He describes the aquarium’s sharks and octopuses (finding an octopus eating its prey disgusting to watch), then an episode at the barber’s, where an elaborate mirrored room recalls the Vatican’s eleven thousand rooms (a callback to the same joke in the Rome letter to Kiseleva, source/headnote) while he watches a young man’s beard trimmed for a full hour. He threatens, in mock retaliation for the family’s silence about the dacha and the mongoose, to withhold presents – including a watch he says he bought for Masha and then discarded – before sending his regards and closing. A brief postscript promises he will be home by Easter and asks them to meet him at the station.

4 (16) April 1891. Naples.
4 (16) апреля 1891 г. Неаполь.
Naples. 4 April.
Неаполь. 4 апреля.
I arrived in Naples, went to the post office, and found five letters from you, for which I am very grateful to you all. What relatives I have! Even Vesuvius has gone out from the tenderness of it.
Приехал в Неаполь, пошел на почту и нашел от вас пять писем, за которые очень вам всем благодарен. Ай да родственники! Даже Везувий потух от умиления.
Vesuvius hides its peak in the clouds and is only really visible in the evenings. By day it tends to be overcast. We have put up on the embankment, and we can see everything from there: the sea, Vesuvius, Capri, Sorrento... In the daytime we drove up to the monastery of St. Martini: the view from there is like nothing I have ever seen before. A remarkable panorama. I saw something similar once in Hong Kong, when I went up the mountain by the railway.
Везувий прячет свою вершину в облаках и бывает хорошо виден только по вечерам. Днем бывает пасмурно. Мы остановились на набережной, и нам видно всё: море, Везувий, Капри, Сорренто... Днем ездили вверх, в монастырь St. Martini: отсюда вид такой, какого я никогда не видел ранее. Замечательная панорама. Нечто подобное я видел в Гонг-Конге, когда поднимался на гору по железной дороге.
Naples has a magnificent arcade. And the shops!! My head spins from the shops. Such splendor! You, Masha, and you, Lika, would go out of your minds with delight.
В Неаполе великолепный пассаж. А магазины!! У меня головокружение от магазинов. Сколько блеска! Ты, Маша, и Вы, Лика, сбесились бы от восторга.
Tell Semashko that I could not get hold of a catalogue. Every shop has only its own catalogue, and that, I suppose, is not enough for so great a maestro as Semashko.
Скажите Семаше, что каталога я не мог достать. Каждый магазин имеет только свой каталог, а этого, я полагаю, для такого великого маэстро, как Семаша, недостаточно.
Naples has an astonishing aquarium. There are even sharks and octopuses. When an octopus devours some animal or other, it is disgusting to watch.
В Неаполе удивительный акварий. Есть даже акулы и спруты. Когда спрут (осьминог) жрет какое-нибудь животное, то смотреть противно.
I was at the barber’s and watched a young man have his little beard trimmed for a whole hour. A bridegroom, probably, or a card-sharp. At the barber’s the ceiling and all four walls are mirrored, so that you feel you are dealing not with a barbershop but with the Vatican, which has eleven thousand rooms. They cut hair wonderfully.
Был в парикмахерской и видел, как одному молодому человеку целый час подстригали бородку. Вероятно, жених или шулер. В парикмахерской потолок и все 4 стены зеркальные, так что кажется, что имеешь дело не с цирульней, а с Ватиканом, где 11 тысяч комнат. Стригут удивительно.
Because you do not write to me about the dacha and the mongoose, I shall not bring you any presents. I did buy you a watch, Masha, but threw it to the pigs. Still, God will forgive you. Keep well. My regards to everyone, to Auntie and to Alyosha.
За то, что вы не пишете мне про дачу и мангуса, я не привезу вам в подарок ничего. Купил было тебе, Маша, часы, но бросил их к свиньям. Впрочем, бог вас простит. Будьте здоровы. Поклон всем, тёте и Алеше.
Yours, A. Chekhov.
I shall be back by Easter. Come out and meet me at the station.
К Пасхе вернусь. Выходите встречать на вокзал.

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