Letter · 1887

To Al. P. Chekhov, 8 January 1887. Moscow.

Ал. П. ЧЕХОВУ, 8 января 1887 г. Москва.

Headnote

1 Written from Moscow on 8 January 1887 to Chekhov’s elder brother Alexander, who was then living and working in Petersburg, this is a brisk piece of business correspondence dressed up in Chekhov’s habitual comic bluster. At twenty-six, Anton was already the household’s main breadwinner and its unofficial accountant, and the letter’s real business is simple: he needs Alexander to collect fees owed to him by two Petersburg publications – "Novoye Vremya," which had run his story "On the Way" ("На пути"), and the "Peterburgskaya Gazeta" – and to forward the money to Moscow without delay.

2 The letter is characteristic of Chekhov’s fraternal voice: affectionate needling wrapped around a genuinely urgent request, enclosed power-of-attorney paperwork, precise instructions on office hours and commission rates, and a closing flurry of family gossip (regards to Alexander’s common-law wife Anna Ivanovna and their children, a jab at their mutual acquaintance Leikin, a question about a friend’s travel notes). The comic image in – a woodcock fleeing with an arrow driven through it – is typical of the crude, high-energy humor Chekhov used freely with his brother.

8 January 1887. Moscow.
8 января 1887 г. Москва.
My dear soul!
Душа моя!
Thank you for the letter, which I have received. Baths are always good for the children.
Благодарю за письмо, которое полученное. Ванны для детей всегда полезны.
I am penniless to the marrow of my bones. If you have any humanity left in your belly, condescend to my humiliating request: at once, with the speed of a woodcock that’s had a poisoned arrow shoved up its backside, put on your hat and fly:
Я безденежен до мозга костей. Если у тебя есть человеколюбие в животе, то снизойди к моей унизительной просьбе: немедленно, со скоростью вальдшнепа, которому всунули в задний проход ядовитую стрелу, надевай шапку и мчись:
a) to the office of "Novoye Vremya" (Nevsky 38) and collect there the fee for the story "On the Way,"
а) в контору "Нового времени" (Невский 38) и получи там гонорар за рассказ "На пути",
b) to the "Peterburgskaya Gazeta" (Simeonovsky Lane) and collect 107 roubles on the account, which that office has already received.
б) в "Петербургскую" газету" (Симеоновский пер.) и получи 107 рублей по счету, крый оною конторою уже получен.
Don’t spend the money you get, and don’t hand it out to beggars, but send it on to me by post or by simple money order, and let me know by a brief telegram: "Moscow, Kudrino, Korneev’s house, to Chekhov. Waiting. Chekhov." That is, send the telegram once the money has already been sent.
Полученные деньги не трать и не раздавай нищим, а вышли мне почтой или простым переводом, причем уведоми меня краткой телеграммой: "Москва, Кудрино, д. Корнеева, Чехову. Жди. Чехов". Т. е. пошли телеграмму, когда деньги будут уже посланы.
I enclose the powers of attorney. Take yourself a commission of 1/40 per rouble.
Прилагаю доверенности. Возьми себе комиссии по 1/40 с рубля.
The office of "Novoye Vremya" is open until 5 o’clock. At the "Peterburgskaya Gazeta" Builov pays out fees on Saturdays. You can send both fees at once or at different times.
Контора "Нов времени" открыта до 5 ч. В "Пет газете" Буйлов выдает гонорар по субботам. Оба гонорара можешь послать сразу или в различные сроки.
For the trouble I am causing you I readily beg your pardon, but let there not be a repeat of it.
За причиняемое тебе беспокойство я охотно тебя извиняю, но чтоб в другой раз этого не было.
I wrote Leikin only one thing: that when he meets you he should ask you to write me something. In general Leikin is a nail.
Лейкину я писал только одно: при встрече с тобой попросить тебя написать мне что-нибудь. Вообще Лейкин – гвоздик.
You will receive this letter on Friday.
Сие письмо ты получишь в пятницу.
I shall be waiting for the telegram on Saturday.
Телеграмму буду ждать в субботу.
My regards to Anna Ivanovna and the puppies. Won’t Gershka publish his travel notes?
Поклон Анне Ивановне и цуцынятам. Не издаст ли Гершка своих путевых записок?
Your A. Chekhov.
Ваш А. Чехов.
All of us here are well. If need be, you may on my behalf send off Pavel, of the editorial scrap-heap, to the post office. But a simple money order is more convenient. To avoid delay, send the promissory note by courier: don’t let it go missing.
Наши все здоровы. Коли нужно, от моего имени можешь послать в почтамт редакционно-осколочного Павла. Но удобнее перевод (простой). Вексель, чтобы избежать проволочек, вышли курьерским: не пропадеть.

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