Letter · 1888

To I. L. Leontyev, 11 November 1888. Moscow.

И. Л. ЛЕОНТЬЕВУ (ЩЕГЛОВУ), 11 ноября 1888 г. Москва.

Headnote

1 Written from Moscow on 11 November 1888 to Ivan Leontyev, who wrote under the pen name Ivan Shcheglov and whom Chekhov addressed by the nickname "Jean" (here in its German-joking form "Johann"), this letter belongs to the same run of correspondence as the letters to Shcheglov of 14 September, 2 November, and 7 November. It was written the same day as a letter to Alexei Suvorin that covers the same casting mix-up over "The Bear" from Chekhov’s side of the correspondence, and closes with Chekhov’s own joking list of "animal" play titles then on the Petersburg and Moscow stage.

2 Chekhov opens by explaining a scheduling muddle: he had already promised the actress Maria Savina the rights to stage his one-act farce "The Bear" before he learned that the actress Abarinova also wanted it (for her benefit performance, per the companion letter to Suvorin of the same date), and he tells Shcheglov to withdraw the play diplomatically, citing his own reluctance to debut on the imperial stage with a vaudeville, rather than let the confusion embarrass anyone. He then refuses to be talked out of his contempt for the contemporary theater, citing the playwright Karpov’s boast that his poorly received "Crocodile Tears" had needled "green liberals," and pivots to a sharp defense of Shcheglov’s prose against Shcheglov’s own self-deprecating remark that he writes "bad stories" only out of financial need – insisting none of Shcheglov’s plays have matched the quality of his story "The Gordian Knot" or his war sketches. A short item reports that the actress Glama has reconciled with someone (left unnamed), followed by closing wishes that play on Shcheglov’s pen name ("sparrow-nerves"), the signature "Your Antoine," and a one-line postscript promising to write separately about placing Shcheglov’s play "The Theatrical Sparrow." The letter closes with Chekhov’s own list of six "animal" play titles then current on the stage, capped with the exclamation "what a menagerie!"

11 November 1888. Moscow.
11 ноября 1888 г. Москва.
11 November.
11 ноябрь.
Mein lieber Johann! My dear Johann! (German.) I learned of Savina’s wish to play vaudeville/">"The Bear" two days before I learned of Abarinova’s wish, so by the time I received your letter I had already sent my consent to the highly talented and divine Maria Gavrilovna. A muddle has arisen quite against our will. I’m afraid it may put someone in an awkward position. If your watchful eye notices embarrassment in anyone’s soul (whether your own or an actor’s), then hurry and perform the operation: take my "Bear" back, giving as the reason my unwillingness to make my debut on the imperial stage with a vaudeville or anything of the kind. I’m not afraid of that operation. But I have no wish to put anyone in an unpleasant position over God knows what.
Mein lieber Johann! Мой дорогой Иоганн! (нем.) О желании Савиной играть "Медведя" я узнал двумя днями раньше, чем о желании Абариновой, поэтому до получения Вашего письма я уже успел послать свое согласие высокоталантливой и божественной Марии Гавриловне. Произошла помимо нашей воли путаница. Боюсь, чтобы она не поставила кого-нибудь в неловкое положение. Если Ваше наблюдательное око заметит в чьей-нибудь душе (в своей ли, или в актерской) смущение, то поспешно делайте операцию; берите моего "Медведя" назад, мотивируя сие моим нежеланием дебютировать на казенной сцене водевилем или чем-нибудь вроде. Операции этой я не боюсь. Ставить же кого бы то ни было в неприятное положение из-за чёрт знает чего мне не хочется.
You want to argue with me about the theater. Be my guest, but you won’t out-argue my dislike of the scaffolds where they execute playwrights. The contemporary theater is a world of muddleheadedness, of Karpovs, of stupidity and empty noise. The other day Karpov boasted to me that in his most untalented "Crocodile Tears" he had given the "green liberals" a good dressing-down, and that this was precisely why his play was disliked and abused. After that I hated the theater still more, and came to love all the more those martyr-fanatics who try to make something decent and harmless out of it.
Вы хотите спорить со мной о театре. Сделайте Ваше одолжение, но Вам не переспорить моей нелюбви к эшафотам, где казнят драматургов. Современный театр – это мир бестолочи, Карповых, тупости и пустозвонства. На днях мне Карпов похвастал, что в своих бездарнейших "Крокодиловых слезах" он пробрал "желторотых либералов" и что потому-то его пьеса не понравилась и обругана. После этого я еще больше возненавидел театр и возлюбил тех фанатиков-мучеников, которые пытаются сделать из него что-нибудь путное и безвредное.
You say that you write "bad stories" against your will, out of need. How dare you say that? Not one of your plays has ever risen to the level of "The Gordian Knot" or your war sketches! The devil take you! Still, if in your opinion your plays are better than your stories, then let’s not argue and stir up a quarrel.
Вы говорите, что Вы поневоле, нужды ради пишете "плохие повести". Как Вы смеете говорить это? Ни одна Ваша пьеса не возвышалась до "Гордиева узла" и военных очерков! Чёрт Вас возьми! Впрочем, если, по Вашему мнению, Ваши пьесы лучше повестей, то не будем спорить и возбуждать спора.
Glama, it seems, has made up again. The devil only knows what to make of them!
Глама, кажется, опять помирилась. Чёрт их разберет!
Keep quite well and at peace. Rein in your sparrow-nerves, and don’t forget that you’re a gallant captain.
Будьте здоровехоньки и покойны. Поудержите свои щеглиные нервы и не забывайте, что Вы бравый капитан.
Your Antoine.
Ваш Antoine.
I’ll write about "The Theatrical Sparrow."
О "Театральном воробье" буду писать.
"The Sparrow," "The Little Grey Goat," "Crocodile Tears," "The Little Mouse," "The Bear," "The Free Bird" – what a menagerie!
"Воробей", "Серенький козлик", "Крокодиловы слезы", "Мышонок", "Медведь", "Вольная пташка" – какой зверинец!

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