Letter · 1889

To I. L. Leontyev, 11 March 1889. Moscow.

И. Л. ЛЕОНТЬЕВУ (ЩЕГЛОВУ), 11 марта 1889 г. Москва.

Headnote

1 Written from Moscow on 11 March 1889 to Ivan Leontyevich Leontyev, who wrote under the pen name Shcheglov and whom Chekhov addresses throughout, as elsewhere in the corpus, by the affectionate nickname "Jean." The letter is a short, bantering catch-up after a silence on Chekhov’s side, mixing a mock-serious denial of rumors, a comic grievance against a fellow journalist, brisk literary business, work on his novel, a joke about his hoarded library, an irritated aside about gossip circulating in Petersburg, ribbing about Shcheglov’s domestic habits, and a closing note on the weather and his health.

2 After the double dateline (1-2), Chekhov opens by dismissing rumors that he is ill, has left town, or is about to marry for money, telling Jean to reassure "the idealist Leman" on that last point, and blaming his long silence on plain laziness (3). He then defends himself against an implied slight: the journalist Pastukhov had apparently had a letter to Shcheglov signed off in a clerk’s hand rather than his own, which Chekhov treats as presumptuous given how little he actually has to do with Pastukhov or his paper, the "Moskovsky Listok," despite the paper and its proprietor being counted among his literary enemies – though Chekhov notes drily that Pastukhov pays well (4).

3 Turning to business, Chekhov answers a query about his one-act farce "The Proposal": the actor V. N. Davydov had spoken of staging it at the Alexandrinsky Theatre, and Chekhov tells Shcheglov to check with Davydov directly and, if nothing comes of it, to do as he likes with the play (5). He reports slow, exploratory progress on his long-gestating novel (6), and jokes that he has packed away and hidden Shcheglov’s books to keep them from being pilfered by light-fingered readers, with a passing fantasy of a proper library on a future country property (7). He then voices real irritation at gossip about him circulating in Petersburg, drawing a line between contempt for gossips (which costs him nothing) and the risk that he might actually lose his temper over it (8). The letter closes with a joke urging Shcheglov’s wife to drive him out of Petersburg for the summer before prolonged, sedentary bachelor-style living turns him into a caricatured old "captain" (9), a wry account of the Moscow weather and his own flaring hemorrhoids (10), and the signature "Your Antoine" (11), one of Chekhov’s recurring joke sign-offs with Shcheglov.

11 March 1889. Moscow.
11 марта 1889 г. Москва.
11 March.
11 март.
Dear Jean, I am not ill, I have not gone away, and I do not intend to marry millions; and if I ever do marry, it will not be for money – set the idealist Leman’s mind at rest. I have not written to you for so long for very subtle and politic reasons: laziness got the better of me. Forgive me, Jean.
Милый Жан, я не болен, не уехал и не думаю жениться на миллионах; если же когда-нибудь женюсь, то не на деньгах – успокойте идеалиста Лемана. Не писал же Вам так долго по весьма тонким и политичным причинам: лень одолела. Простите, Жан.
Pastukhov is a cobbler, not an editor; he had no business, the rascal that he is, writing to you, a man of letters, in clerkly fashion – that is, signing his name under a letter written in a scrivener’s hand. If I see him, I shall give him a merciless scolding. I know him little and have no dealings with him at all, except perhaps that his organ, the "Moskovsky Listok," and its proprietor, are reckoned among my literary enemies – that is, they abuse me on every convenient and inconvenient occasion. He pays well, though.
Пастухов сапожник, а не редактор; он не смел, каналья он этакая, писать Вам, литератору, канцелярским способом, т. е. подписываться под письмом, написанным писарской рукой. Если увижу его, то нещадно выругаю. Знаком я с ним мало, отношений к нему никаких не имею, кроме разве того, что его орган "Моск листок" и его отец считаются моими литературными врагами, т. е. ругают меня при всяком удобном и неудобном случае. Платит он отлично.
What shall I tell you, dear soul, about "The Proposal"? The thing is that V. N. Davydov wanted to put it on at the Alexandrinsky, or at least he spoke of it. Ask him yourself. If he does not count on playing in "The Proposal," then I give you carte blanche – do whatever you like with my notoriously stupid little play, even if you roll cigarettes out of it.
Что Вам, роднуша, сказать насчет "Предложения"? Дело в том, что В. Н. Давыдов хотел сыграть его на Александринке, по крайней мере, говорил об этом. Вы спросите у него. Если он не рассчитывает играть в "Предложении", то даю Вам карт-бланш, делайте с моей пресловуто-глупой пьесой что угодно, хоть цигарки из нее лепите.
I am digging away at my novel. So far I have not dug anything up, but in this occupation I feel a certain voluptuous pleasure.
Копаюсь в своем романе. Пока еще ничего не выкопал, но в занятии сем испытываю некоторое сладострастие.
I have packed up your books, tied them with string, and hidden them away. Better that they play the part of dead and lying capital than risk being stolen every other minute by inquisitive readers, who have already half plundered my library. If I ever buy myself a farmstead, I shall set up a real library there, with all the trimmings.
Ваши книги я запаковал, связал веревкой и спрятал. Пусть лучше изображают из себя лежачий и мертвый капитал, чем рисковать ежеминутно быть украденными любознательными читателями, наполовину уже разворовавшими мою вифлиотеку. Если куплю себе хутор, то устрою там себе настоящую библиотеку, со всеми онерами.
Listen, why is it that people gossip about me in Petersburg? Who needs that? In the fact that every gossip loses my respect there is no particular harm; in the fact that I despise gossip and idealist whisperers there is likewise no particular harm; but in the end I might indeed grow angry, and that could bring about harm of a very particular kind.
Слушайте, зачем это про меня сплетничают в Петербурге? Кому это нужно? В том, что каждый сплетник теряет мое уважение, беды особенной нет; в том, что я презираю сплетню и идеалистов-шептунов, тоже нет беды особенной; но ведь я же в конце концов могу и рассердиться, а это может повлечь за собой беду даже очень особенную.
How do you intend to spend the summer? In your wife’s place I would buy a long whip and drive you out of Petersburg with it. Indeed, in another five or ten years, living without a break in house No. 19, apartment 5, you will turn into a real, proper captain – such a captain that you might as well powder your nose.
Как вы думаете провести лето? На месте Вашей жены я купил бы длинный хлыст и выгнал бы Вас им из Петерб. Ведь через 5–10 лет, живя безвыездно в доме No 19, кв. 5, Вы обратитесь в настоящего, заправского капитана, такого капитана, что хоть нос сандаль.
There is nothing more to write about. There is no news at all, there is a blizzard outside, snowdrifts have piled up, it is cold. My hemorrhoids are in full flower. May heaven, which is pouring down snow, keep you!
Больше писать не о чем. Новостей нет никаких, на улице метель, сугробы навалило, холодно. Геморрой мой в разгаре. Да хранит Вас небо, сыплющее снег!
Your Antoine.
Ваш Antoine.

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