Letter · 1889

To Ye. M. Lintvareva, 6 September 1889. Moscow.

Е. М. ЛИНТВАРЕВОЙ, 6 сентября 1889 г. Москва.

Headnote

Written the day after Chekhov’s family returned to Moscow from Luka, the Lintvarev estate in the Sumy district of Kharkov province where they had spent the summer of 1889 – a stay clouded by the death, in June, of Chekhov’s brother Nikolai. The addressee, Elena Mikhailovna Lintvareva, was the eldest daughter of the Lintvarev family, a practicing physician (hence "dear and kindest doctor") and blind; the Chekhovs had rented a wing of the Lintvarevs’ house for several summers running and the household had become close family friends. The letter is a single continuous piece in Chekhov’s familiar comic-affectionate register with his intimates: travel report, teasing anecdotes, an extravagant mock-devotional flourish, greetings to the household staff, a risque half-joke about rent, and a one-line postscript pun.

Content: the family’s train journey from the Luka area back to Moscow (section 4) – a meal en route, and Chekhov’s sister Masha (Maria Pavlovna) pointedly ignoring him and his travelling companion Semashko because her former university examiner, Professor Storozhenko, shared their carriage; Chekhov retaliates by loudly play-acting a servant’s patter about a fictional "Countess Keller." Section 5 is an elaborate mock-liturgical compliment to Elena Lintvareva and her sisters, comparing them to "holy wives and maidens" and offering to write them an akathist (a genre of Orthodox devotional hymn) – deliberately overblown, characteristic of Chekhov’s habit of needling pious or solemn forms for comic effect; readers should not read it as sincere religious sentiment. Section 6 sends greetings to named estate staff and family and needles the Lintvarevs’ father, Yegor (Georgy) Mikhailovich, about a pig he was raising, then raises – semi-jokingly – an unpaid-rent grievance against Alexandra Vasilyevna over "the little wing" of the house they’d occupied, comparing it to what other tenants (Dekonora, Artemenko) reportedly paid; the phrase rendered "a ’bra lig’" is obscure in the source (flagged sic!) and may be a private joke, nickname, or a transcription/OCR artifact from the source text – it could not be resolved from context and has been left as a literal, marked transliteration rather than guessed at. Section 8 is an anecdote about the servant Ivan’s reaction to Valentina Nikolaevna’s skill at packing luggage. Section 9 is a bare one-line question about a Natalia Mikhailovna’s temperament (likely another Lintvarev-circle acquaintance, otherwise unidentified here). The letter closes conventionally (10-12) and ends with a one-line postscript pun (13), "Посылаю Вам свою erysipelas" ("I am sending you my erysipelas") – erysipelas is a bacterial skin infection; given Elena Lintvareva’s medical practice, this is Chekhov (himself a physician) making a doctor-to-doctor joke, almost certainly a coy pun rather than a literal medical report, though it cannot be ruled out that he had or was joking about a minor ailment.

September 6, 1889. Moscow.
6 сентября 1889 г. Москва.
September 6.
6 сентябрь.
We have finally reached Moscow. We arrived safely and without any mishaps. We started snacking at Vorozhba and finished just outside Moscow. The chickens gave off a stench. The whole way, Masha pretended not to know me or Semashko, since Professor Storozhenko – her former lecturer and examiner – was riding in the same carriage with us. To punish such petty vanity, I told loud stories about how I had once served as cook to Countess Keller and what kind masters I had had; before each drink I bowed to my mother and wished her a speedy finding of a good position in Moscow. Semashko played the valet.
Наконец мы доехали до Москвы. Доехали благополучно и без всяких приключений. Закусывать начали в Ворожбе и кончили под Москвой. Цыплята распространяли зловоние. Маша во всю дорогу делала вид, что незнакома со мной и с Семашко, так как с нами в одном вагоне ехал проф Стороженко, ее бывший лектор и экзаменатор. Чтобы наказать такую мелочность, я громко рассказывал о том, как я служил поваром у графини Келлер и какие у меня были добрые господа; прежде чем выпить, я всякий раз кланялся матери и желал ей поскорее найти в Москве хорошее место. Семашко изображал камердинера.
It is cold in Moscow, the rooms are untidy, the furniture dull. My whole soul is at Luka. I want to say a thousand warm words to you. If it were the custom to sing an akathist to holy wives and maidens before the heavenly angels bear their souls away to paradise, I would long ago have written one for you and your sisters, and would read it daily on my knees – but since that is not the custom, I confine myself to lighting an inextinguishable lamp in your honor in my heart, and ask you to believe in the sincerity and constancy of my feelings. It goes without saying that among these feelings gratitude holds the most prominent place.
В Москве холодно, в комнатах не прибрано, мебель тусклая. Вся душа моя на Луке. Хочется сказать Вам тысячи теплых слов. Если бы было принято молитво-словить святых жен и дев раньше, чем ангелы небесные уносят их души в рай, то я давно бы написал Вам и Вашим сестрам акафист и читал бы его ежедневно с коленопреклонением, но так как это не принято, то я ограничиваюсь только тем, что зажигаю в своем сердце в честь Вашу неугасимую лампаду и прошу верить в искренность и постоянство моих чувств. Само собою разумеется, что среди этих чувств самое видное место занимает благодарность.
Please give my regards to all of yours, passing over no one – not Grigory Alex., not Domnushka, not Ulyasha. I hope Yegor Mikhailovich has already given up his piggery – that is, in other words, is no longer fussing over his little pig. Tell Alexandra Vasilyevna that she acted unjustly in not taking anything from me for the little wing of the house. She takes a "bra lig" (sic!) from Dekonora, takes one from Artemenko, and surely I am no worse than they are.
Кланяйтесь, пожалуйста, всем Вашим, не минуя никого, ни Григория Алекс, ни Домнушки, ни Ульяши. Надеюсь, что Егор Михайлович уже перестал заниматься свинством, т. е., иначе говоря, уже не возится со своей свинкой. Александре Васильевне передайте, что она поступила несправедливо, не взяв с меня ничего за маленький флигель. Бра лиг с Деконора, берете с Артеменко, а ведь я, надеюсь, ничем не хуже их.
Yesterday, the day of our arrival, I already had guests. My family sends you all their heartfelt greetings. So does Semashko.
Вчера в день приезда у меня уже были гости. Семейство мое шлет всем Вам сердечный привет. Семашко тоже.
When I told Ivan how Valentina Nikolaevna had strapped up my luggage, he thought a moment, scratched behind his ear, and heaved a deep sigh. And indeed the luggage was strapped up so artfully that I did not want to undo it.
Когда я рассказывал Ивану о том, как Валентина Николаевна увязывала мой багаж, то он минуту подумал, почесал у себя за ухом и глубоко вздохнул. А багаж в самом деле был увязан так художественно, что мне не хотелось развязывать.
Is Natalia Mikhailovna cool-tempered?
Хладнокровна ли Наталия Михайловна?
Well, may the Creator keep you.
Ну, да хранит Вас создатель.
Devotedly yours
Душевно преданный
I am sending you my erysipelas.
Посылаю Вам свою erysipelas.

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