Letter · 1888

To Al. P. Chekhov, 16 November 1888. Moscow.

Ал. П. ЧЕХОВУ, 16 ноября 1888 г. Москва.

Headnote

1 Written from Moscow on 16 November 1888 to Chekhov’s elder brother Alexander Pavlovich, a journalist on Suvorin’s "New Times." The bulk of the letter is an elaborate comic conceit: a mock "power of attorney" appointing Alexander as Chekhov’s business agent for theatrical matters, followed by a run of shorter items on family news, journal business, and household chores.

2 Chekhov opens by addressing Alexander as "boatswain" and sets out, in a numbered mock-legal document, the powers he is granting him: to go to the Academy of Sciences (playing on Chekhov’s real recent Pushkin Prize, already announced in the immediately preceding letters and) and claim 500 "laurels," with young Suvorin as his guide there; and to act as Chekhov’s authorized negotiator with theater managements over any of his plays that reach the imperial stage, collecting the fee but never selling a play outright, only a percentage of the box-office take. He explains he grants Alexander these duties less to please him than out of respect for their parents. He then acknowledges receiving a bill of exchange and news of an "unlawful marriage" (a joking reference to Alexander’s common-law household arrangement, already a running subject in this correspondence, e.g., where Chekhov weighs in at length on Alexander’s prospective remarriage to Elena Mikhailovna), dismisses a rumor that the critic Averkiev knows anything about "Severny Vestnik," and wonders in passing whether an "M. Chekhov" newly announced as a contributor to the journal "Rodina" is their uncle Mitrofan. He gives Alexander detailed, half-joking instructions for handling any unauthorized productions of his plays – distinguishing the imperial stage (where "The Bear" and "The Swan Song" are the two plays currently proposed) from the private stage, where pirated "novelties" under his name might turn up and are to be ignored rather than protested – and tells him to keep quiet about his theatrical business and never to solicit favors on his own initiative. A brief aside on the Dramatic Society’s oversight of uncontracted plays follows, then an invitation to write a play of his own if he likes. The letter closes with family news (Masha’s social falling-out and the day’s laundry, plus a domestic aside about the actor Lensky’s wife and their mother), the signature, and two terse postscripts about money and paperwork before a final request for Alexander’s home address.

3 No content requiring softening; the letter is comic throughout, in Chekhov’s familiar register of mock-legal and mock-solemn language, translated at full force per policy. One textual note: in the source ends with the fragment "Hада." – the capital Latin "H" here is almost certainly a digitization artifact for Cyrillic "Надо" ("It’s needed" / "Must"), which reads coherently as a clipped instruction following "Without the paper, take nothing"; rendered accordingly as "It’s needed," not flagged as garbled since the reading is unambiguous in context. "Alexei Alexeyevich Suvorini filius" (5) is young Suvorin, the publisher Alexei Sergeyevich Suvorin’s son, already established in this correspondence as a confidant of Chekhov’s (e.g.); "Suvorini filius" is Chekhov’s own mock-Latin coinage (a play on the Latin genitive tag convention, as with "Al. P. Chekhov" elsewhere), not a genuine Latin name, and is kept in Latin with the bracketed gloss "Suvorin’s son" to preserve the joke. "Averkiev" (9) is Dmitry Averkiev, a conservative playwright and critic; the joke is that he "wheezes, and that’s all," i.e. is a gossipy nonentity with no real inside knowledge of the journal’s affairs. "Rodina" ("Homeland,") is a periodical distinct from "Severny Vestnik" ("The Northern Herald,"), the journal that already owed Chekhov money per; "M. Chekhov" is almost certainly their uncle Mitrofan Yegorovich Chekhov (called "Mitrofan Yegorovich" throughout the corpus, e.g., and invoked by nickname via Suvorin in), not Alexander’s son or any other relation – Chekhov’s question is rhetorical surprise that their staid merchant uncle might be publishing. "The Bear" (Медведь) and "The Swan Song (Kalkhas)" (Лебединая песня (Калхас)) in are Chekhov’s own plays, both already established in this corpus (, etc.); "Kalkhas" was the play’s working title before Chekhov settled on "The Swan Song," per. "Crocodile Fricasseed, or Ay-Da, Uncle!" (12, Крокодил всмятку, или Ай да дядя!) is a nonsense title Chekhov invents on the spot as a hypothetical pirated "novelty" falsely credited to him – not a real play, and not to be catalogued as one of Chekhov’s works. "Masha" (14) is Chekhov’s sister Maria Pavlovna; "Efrosina" is a household or social acquaintance of hers not otherwise identified in this corpus. The "68 roubles" and the "prize"/"paper" items in-17 are terse financial postscripts whose full referents (what specifically Alexander pocketed, and what document must accompany the prize money) are not otherwise explained in this letter or its immediate neighbors; left as in the source without invented elaboration, per the corpus’s no-bridging policy for underspecified material.

16 November 1888. Moscow.
16 ноября 1888 г. Москва.
16 November.
16 ноябрь.
Dearest boatswain!
Любезнейший боцман!
The power of attorney herewith enclosed opens before you the following rainbow-colored prospects:
Посылаемая доверенность открывает пред тобою следующие радужные перспективы:
1) You will go to the Academy of Sciences and there receive 500 laurels. How to get into the Academy’s office, whom to ask there, and how to get out again – all this is known to Alexei Alexeyevich Suvorini filius Suvorin’s son (Lat.)., to whom you should apply for particulars. At the Academy, ask in my name that they make you an academician.
1) Ты пойдешь в Академию наук и получишь там 500 лавров. Как войти в канцелярию Академии, у кого там спросить и как выйти – всё это знает Алексей Алексеевич Suvorini filius сын Суворина (лат.)., к которому и обратись за разъяснениями. В Академии попросишь от моего имени, чтобы тебя сделали академиком.
2) In the event that any of my plays should happen to land on the imperial stage, or should any private stage wish to put on a "novelty" of my composition, I authorize the presiding gentlemen, directors, and managers to conduct negotiations with you, to conclude terms with you, and to pay the fee to you. If my "Bear" should go on at the Alexandrinsky, you may test the power of the attorney: the management will conclude the contract with you. A standing note, once and for all: should any of the managements wish to buy up any play of mine outright, decline any such wish, even should they offer you a million. I wish to receive a percentage of the box-office take (2% for every act). You will receive the fee each time only by my own special order.
2) На случай, если какая-либо из моих пьес ненароком попадет на казенную сцену или буде какая-нибудь частная сцена пожелает ставить "новинку" моего сочинения, я уполномочиваю гг. начальствующих лиц, директоров и антрепренеров вести переговоры с тобою, условия заключать с тобою и гонорар платить тебе. Если в Александринке пойдет мой "Медведь", то ты можешь испробовать силу доверенности: дирекция заключит контракт с тобою. Примечание раз навсегда: буде какая-либо из дирекций пожелает купить какую-либо мою пьесу, то таковое желание отклоняй, хотя бы тебе давали миллион. Я желаю получать проценты со сбора (2% за каждый акт). Гонорар будешь получать всякий раз по особому моему на то повелению.
I lay all these pleasant duties upon you not so much out of a wish to give you pleasure as out of respect for your parents.
Возлагаю на тебя все эти приятные обязанности не столько из желания доставить тебе удовольствие, сколько из уважения к твоим родителям.
I received the bill of exchange and the notice of the unlawful marriage. My thanks for both. The first I have already spent, and from the second I await a new and most interesting epic, complete with kinder, migrations, calomel, and so forth.
Вексель и извещение о незаконном браке получил. За то и другое благодарю. Первое уже потратил, а от второго жду новой интереснейшей эпопеи с киндерами, переселениями, каломелями и проч.
Averkiev can know nothing about "Severny Vestnik." He has nothing to do with it. He wheezes, and that’s all.
Аверкиев ничего не может знать о "Северном вестнике". Он тут ни при чем. Хрипит и больше ничего.
"Rodina" announces that some M. Chekhov will be contributing to it. Not Mitrofan, is it?
"Родина" объявляет, что в ней будет сотрудничать какой-то М. Чехов. Не Митрофан ли?
A play put on at the imperial theater can under no circumstances be performed at the private theaters. It follows that whatever is running at the Alexandrinsky, or is to run there, may under no circumstances whatever be allowed to be performed at a private theater. I shall notify you of every new play. Among the plays proposed for production at the imperial theater there are, for now, two: "The Bear" and "The Swan Song (Kalkhas)." Keep my theatrical affairs a secret. Not a word to anyone... One more precept: in theatrical matters, do not go about on your own and do not set anything in motion yourself, but wait until you are approached or sent for. You may demand, should the need arise, as much as you like, but you must not go asking.
Пьеса, поставленная на казенной сцене, ни в каком случае не может идти в частных театрах. Стало быть, что идет в Александринке или что имеет идти там, ни в каком разе не может быть допускаемо к представлению на частной сцене. О всякой новой пьесе буду извещать. К числу пьес, предполагаемых к постановке на казенной сцене, пока относятся две: "Медведь" и "Лебединая песня (Калхас)". Театральные дела мои держи в секрете. Никому ни гу-гу... Еще одно сказание: по театральным делам сам никуда не ходи и сам ничего не вчиняй, а жди, когда к тебе обратятся или позовут. Требовать, буде понадобится, можешь, сколько угодно, но просить не моги.
Plays not contracted for by the imperial management are subject to the oversight of the agents of the Dramatic Society, and so, should you espy on the playbill of some private theater a "Crocodile Fricasseed, or Ay-Da, Uncle!" of my composition, do not sound the alarm, but sit tight and easy in the privy.
Пьесы, не законтрактованные казенной дирекцией, подлежат ведению агентов Драматического общества, а потому, буде на афише частного театра узришь какого-нибудь "Крокодила всмятку, или Ай да дядя!" моего сочинения, то не бей в набат, а сиди спокойно в нужнике.
If you should wish to write a play, then write one.
Если пожелаешь написать пьесу, то пиши.
Everyone here is well. Masha has quarreled with Efrosina and is now friendly with others. Lensky (A. P.) now visits us with his wife, who looks very much like Karolina Yegorovna in her youth; with this Karolina, it seems, our Ma is dragging out something like a friendship. And today we’re doing the wash.
Все наши здравствуют. Маша поссорилась с Эфросой и дружит теперь с другими. У нас бывает теперь Ленский (А. П.) с женой, очень похожею на Каролину Егоровну в молодости; с этой Каролиной, кажется, затягивается у одного Ma канитель вроде дружбы. А сегодня у нас стирка.
A. Chekhov.
By pocketing the 68 roubles, you have thereby fulfilled only 68/100 parts of my wish.
Зажилив 68 рублей, ты только исполнил этим 68/100 частей моего желания.
Along with the prize take the paper too. Without the paper, take nothing. It’s needed.
С премией возьми и бумагу. Без бумаги не бери. Hада.
Send me your home address.
Сообщи свой домашний адрес.

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